FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

grxxxxxx

Miami, FL, USA

My niece asked me if I ever go running? Only if someone is chasing me.

Texxxxxx

Toronto, ON, CAN

Why did the candy go to school? Because it wanted to be a 'smartie'! But honestly, the friendliest candy joke I know is just hoping to meet a sweet soul here. What's your absolute favorite sweet treat to go with a fresh cup of morning coffee?

hoxxxxxx

Kitchener, ON, CAN

So, my girlfriend stopped by to have coffee with me one day and my dogs started licking herself. My girlfriend turned and said to me " I wish I could do that!" I replied to her " My dog's been moody lately, you might want to pet her first!"

hoxxxxxx

Surat, GJ, IND

So one girl went on her first date. Before leaving home, her mom said, “Don’t eat too much. Be classy.” Her best friend said, “Don’t act too serious. Be fun.” Her cousin said, “Don’t trust boys easily.” Her aunt said, “Check if he is well-settled.” Her married sister said, “Just run.”

laxxxxxx

Mumbai, MH, IND

What do you call sugar’s favorite movie!? “Sweet Home Alabama!”

Anxxxxxx

Bengaluru, KA, IND

A lemon, a potato, and a pea all had a tough week working at the grocery store... ...so they decided to let off some steam with a bar crawl at the weekend. They had a great time, hitting bar after bar, knocking back drinks, but being so genetically different, the alcohol affected them each in different ways: the lemon got very acidic and refluxy; the potato, being a big starchy chap, took the booze in his stride; while the little pea reacted to all the sugar and...

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nixxxxxx

Cabuyao, Calabarzon, PHL

Are you made of sugar? Because every time you leave, everything feels less sweet.

Shxxxxxx

Dayton, OH, USA

I’m not gold-digging — I’m just mining my business

roxxxxxx

Perth, WA, AUS

did you know that the pools on the titanic are still full to this day

Alxxxxxx

Clinton, MD, USA

Why did the sugar daddy bring a ladder to the date? Because he heard she was looking for someone who could help her rise to the occasion!

aRxxxxxx

Durham, NC, USA

Where do bad rainbows go? To prism. It's a light sentence, but it gives them time to reflect. *************************************************** Don't run while playing bagpipes. You could put an aye out. Or worse, you could get kilt.

prxxxxxx

London, ENG, GBR

What do cows do on a date night? "They go to the moo-vies"

Moxxxxxx

Atlanta, GA, USA

Why did the sugar baby bring a ladder to the date? Because they heard the relationship was going to new heights!

gixxxxxx

Axbridge, SOM, GBR

What's brown and sticky? A stick. God I'm rubbish at jokes. My humour is more on the darker side :-)

raxxxxxx

Columbus, OH, USA

What did the woman say to her sugar daddy after a big fight? Leave me a loan.

Amxxxxxx

Chicago, IL, USA

Hope someone else found this funny and not just me What do you blow to Make-A-Wish ? A sugar daddy

roxxxxxx

Abu Dhabi, AZ, ARE

Why did the bullet end up losing his job? "He got fired"

emxxxxxx

Greenville, SC, USA

I want to grow old with my boyfriend but he beat me to it

mixxxxxx

Barcelona, ESP

When someone asks for a tip - advise them not to eat yellow snow ;)

myxxxxxx

Chicago, IL, USA

A beautiful 19-year old sugar baby shows up at the door of an 80-year old sugar daddy. The vivacious girl hugs him and exclaims "Let's run upstairs and have great sex!" The SD replies "At my age it's one or the other."