FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

laxxxxxx

San Jose, CA, USA

"The first 40 years of our childhood are the hardest"

mixxxxxx

Pretoria, GT, ZAF

How many sugers do u take in your coffee because take one

Loxxxxxx

Santa Mesa, Metro Manila, PHL

HER: I finally found my sugar daddy. HIM: I finally found my organ donor

cuxxxxxx

Bengaluru, KA, IND

People have diabetes, but are still looking for some sugar here ;⁠)

Saxxxxxx

Jackson, CA, USA

A teacher asks the kids in her 3rd grade class: "What do you want to be when you grow up?" Little Johnny says: "I wanna start out as a Fighter Pilot, then be a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, find me the finest Sugar Baby, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel throughout Europe, an Infinite Visa Card, and all the while bang her like a loose screen door in a hurricane." The teac...

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thxxxxxx

Tempe, AZ, USA

have i told u that one joke ab pizza?? nvm........ it's too cheesy

Fuxxxxxx

Wisconsin Rapids, WI, USA

The dirty joke: Two pigs fell in the mud. What's red and hard on teeth: a brick

JMxxxxxx

Arlington Heights, IL, USA

What do you call the nun who sleep walks? A roamin' Catholic!

nuxxxxxx

Tulsa, OK, USA

Why don't sugar babies ever get cavities? Because they only have sweet relationships with their sugar daddies!

Roxxxxxx

Cagayan de Oro, Northern Mindanao, PHL

How do you call it, when a sugar daddy falls in love with a girl? Candy Crush HAHAHAHAHAHA

luxxxxxx

Los Angeles, CA, USA

I like much cuddle with my partner and telling a drama story to create more jokes for laugh

Swxxxxxx

Hot Springs, AR, USA

Her: What are those things you blow to make a wish? Me: Sugar daddies?

baxxxxxx

Collinsville, OK, USA

Why did the sugar daddy bring a ladder on his date? Because he heard his sugar baby wanted a sweet talk from a higher level!

R3xxxxxx

Atlanta, GA, USA

Hard work is cute, but having a sugar daddy is cuter.

Mixxxxxx

Minong, WI, USA

lol this is stupid funny but cracked me up for a long time. What did one cheese say to the other cheese... I'm nacho cheese

BLxxxxxx

Deerfield, IL, USA

"Why don't we ever secrets on a farm?" "Because the potatoes have eyes, the corn has ears, and the beans stalk!"

mixxxxxx

Düsseldorf, NW, DEU

What do you call a lady whose sugar daddy died? Not dead broke!

syxxxxxx

Ft. Pierce, FL, USA

I don't really know, just do your best to impresss

lixxxxxx

Pinole, CA, USA

as much as I need the sugar I also need a daddy. (I have major daddy issues lol.)

suxxxxxx

Houston, TX, USA

You send, I spend. What does that make you? My wallet.