FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

Suxxxxxx

Bronx, NY, USA

Why did the sugar daddy bring a ladder to his date?

prxxxxxx

San Diego, CA, USA

Why did the sugar daddy break up with his girlfriend? .....Because she was too sweet, and he was watching his sugar intake!

alxxxxxx

South Yorkshire, GBR

Why do French people eat snails? cuz they don't like fast food

soxxxxxx

Orlando, FL, USA

Why did the sugar daddy join the bakery ?? Because he loves SUGAR AND DOUGH

sexxxxxx

St. Petersburg, FL, USA

I'm ready for something sweet are you sweet enough for me ?

mixxxxxx

Beverly Hills, CA, USA

A man who pretends to be rich in order to attract pretty, young women is not a "sugar daddy". He is just an artificial sweetener.

Nixxxxxx

Oklahoma City, OK, USA

The sugar daddy says to his sugar baby, would you still love me if I lost all my money, of course the sugar baby replies, of course I would still love you, I'd miss you, but I would still love you.

brxxxxxx

Westville, NL, ZAF

A man pretending to be rich in order to get a woman is not a 'Sugar Daddy'. He's & artificial sweetener.

Kexxxxxx

Taguig, Metro Manila, PHL

How does sugar keep its secrets? It dissolves them!

loxxxxxx

Spokane Valley, WA, USA

A man who pretends to be rich in order to attract pretty, young women is not a "sugar daddy". He is just an artificial sweetener.

kaxxxxxx

NUE, PHL

"Are you the sun? Because you light up my day." "Are you the sun? Because you light up my day."

raxxxxxx

Kohima, NL, IND

what do you call a tongan that lives next to you. a NEIGHbour

gixxxxxx

Chicago, IL, USA

I'm starting a sugar daddy dating site for people into 80's music. It's called, "Girls just want to have funds."

Loxxxxxx

Huizen, NH, NLD

Know how to start you'r day at the besy? By sweeten up your day with some nice sugar ;)

Blxxxxxx

Houston, TX, USA

"hey, ru keen for sugar daddy ?" "That would be amazing! However I'm diabetic." "It's okay I can take the sugar... daddy :)"

Juxxxxxx

Madgaon, GA, IND

2 guys are out golfing. There are two women ahead of them that are playing really slow, so the 1st guy decides to ask them if they can play through. While driving up to them, he realizes the two women are his wife and his sugar baby! He turns around without saying anything to the women and tells the 2nd guy the situation. After a few more holes the 2nd guy has had enough. He goes to talk to the women but turns around before he gets there. When he gets back he looks a...

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GOxxxxxx

Boca Raton, FL, USA

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? Answer: She was always running from the ball. Lol corny.

huxxxxxx

Banner Elk, NC, USA

Here's one: Why did the coffee file a police report? Because it got mugged! Corny asf lol

paxxxxxx

San Fernando, Central Luzon, PHL

Why did the sugar baby always carry a map? Because they wanted to find all the sweet spots!

kexxxxxx

Lawrenceville, GA, USA

Knock knock Whos there ? Peas. Peas who?! Peas be my sugar daddy