FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

cuxxxxxx

Suitland, MD, USA

What do you call a very mad and upset carrot???? A steamed vegetable

scxxxxxx

Las Vegas, NV, USA

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!

ohxxxxxx

Sydney, NSW, AUS

Two goldfish are sitting in a tank. One turns to the other and says, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"

hoxxxxxx

Marietta, GA, USA

Junior Samples.... when asked what the first thing he notices in a woman..."How far back her shoulders are hung....."

Naxxxxxx

Spartanburg, SC, USA

I've always said I wanted a sugar daddy but end up with Splenda daddies. They pretend to be sweet but they're just fake.

noxxxxxx

Chicago, IL, USA

A joke I'd say: Slow down, sugar I'm diabetic. A joke I find funny: You sure are cute for a midget.

spxxxxxx

Beaumont, TX, USA

Why did the sugar daddy bring the ladder to the bar? Because he heard drinks were on the house! Hahaha

FIxxxxxx

Rochester, NY, USA

How do you make a tissue dance...put a little boogie in it

mexxxxxx

Jacksonville, FL, USA

Hoxxxxxx

Des Moines, IA, USA

"Why did the sugar daddy get kicked out of the candy store?" He tried to buy all the sugar!

Jexxxxxx

Boston, MA, USA

I'm starting a sugar daddy dating site for people into 80s music. I'm calling it Girls Just Wanna Have Funds.

Nixxxxxx

California City, CA, USA

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!

myxxxxxx

Rancho Cucamonga, CA, USA

what do you do to wake up lady Gaga? You... poker face

vixxxxxx

Digos, Davao, PHL

What did a sugar daddy says to his partner? "You are so sweet I'd love to invest in you"

snxxxxxx

Delta, BC, CAN

What do you blow to make your wishes come true? - A Sugar Daddy

bxxxxxxx

Fort Frances, ON, CAN

Why did the sugar baby bring a ladder to the date? Because she wanted to take the relationship to the next level!

Brxxxxxx

Humble, TX, USA

Knock, knock (Who's there?) Banana (Banana who?) Knock, knock (Who's there?) Banana (Banana who?) Knock, knock (Who's there?) Banana (Banana who?) Knock, knock (Who's there?) Orange (Orange who?) Orange you glad I didn't say Banana !!

Swxxxxxx

Mobile, AL, USA

How does a sugar daddy express his feelings? With a lot of “cents” of humor!

brxxxxxx

Lake Charles, LA, USA

i don't really know any jokes lol why did the chicken cross the road.... becawkse

maxxxxxx

Houston, MO, USA

Sugar daddy: "I'm looking for someone to sugarcoat my life." Sugar baby: "I'm the icing on your cake!"