FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

auxxxxxx

Raleigh, NC, USA

What do you call a sugar daddy that you're only friends with...? A PayPal !!! :D

naxxxxxx

Antonina, PR, BRA

Aqui vai uma piada doce: Por que o açúcar foi ao psicólogo? Porque estava sentindo um pouco de amargor na vida! Espero que tenha sorrido!

scxxxxxx

Owosso, MI, USA

How sweet is that sugar baby? Response: Sweet enough to snag a tooth.

Daxxxxxx

Eindhoven, NB, NLD

Why did the sugardaddy bring a ladder to his date? Because he heard the relationship had its ups and downs!

klxxxxxx

Rochlitz, SN, DEU

"Du kommst mir vor wie ein Löwenzahn." - "Wieso?" - "Na ja, einmal kurz geblasen und der ganze Samen ist weg!" "You look like a dandelion to me." - "Why?" - "Well, just give it a quick blow and all the seeds will be gone!"

Bexxxxxx

Mesa, AZ, USA

Why don’t sugar babies ever get lost? Because they always follow the sweet path!

tixxxxxx

Miami, FL, USA

What did the sugar say to the cinnamon? "We spice up life together!"

Kaxxxxxx

Cookeville, TN, USA

"What do you call a sugar daddy that you're only friends with? A paypal" "What do you call a sugar daddy in a wheelchair? Meals on wheels!" "What do you blow to make your wishes come true? A sugar daddy"

taxxxxxx

Queen Creek, AZ, USA

Born to be a lover girl, forced to be funnier than any man....

snxxxxxx

Brooklyn, NY, USA

I hope you have a good dentist, my sugar content is really high ;)

bExxxxxx

Manchester, MAN, GBR

What do you blow to make a wish come true? A sugar d4ddy

Pexxxxxx

San Gil, SAN, COL

¿Sabías que soy como el azúcar? Puedo endulzarte el día, pero cuidado con el exceso, ¡puede volverte adicto!

hoxxxxxx

Houston, TX, USA

Why did the sugar baby bring a ladder? Because she wanted to take things to the next level!

Dexxxxxx

Pensacola, FL, USA

Why did the sugar baby break up with the millionaire?

rexxxxxx

Duxford, CAM, GBR

What's the difference between a fish and a piano?? You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish! AHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHA

ALxxxxxx

Madrid, MD, ESP

Intenté organizar un torneo profesional de escondite, pero fue un completo fracaso. Los buenos jugadores son difíciles de encontrar.

Olxxxxxx

Modesto, CA, USA

What's a sugar babies favorite type of music? Rock candy

SOxxxxxx

Calgary, AB, CAN

Why do old ladies put plastic on their couches? Because they are squirters!

soxxxxxx

Chevy Chase, MD, USA

Hmm, Why did the sugar daddy bring a ladder to the date? Because he heard the girl was looking for someone who could take her to new heights! >:)

Maxxxxxx

DeLand, FL, USA

Why can’t you trust atoms? Because they make up everything