FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

Jexxxxxx

Manila, Metro Manila, PHL

Having a sugar baby is just like buying candy, you have to buy the whole box just to get one little piece!

swxxxxxx

Kingston, ON, CAN

What did 0 say to 8??? ;) Nice belt

swxxxxxx

Kingston, ON, CAN

What did 0 say to 8??? ;) Nice belt

Maxxxxxx

Lockport, IL, USA

What's the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? A hooker can reseller crack and wash it

pixxxxxx

Montreal, QC, CAN

Why did the sugar baby take up gardening? Because she’s great at making things bloom with a little TLC!

tuxxxxxx

Kuching, Sarawak, MYS

A lion trainer had the cats under such control, they could take a lump of sugar from her lips on command. When a man sitting in the back row yelled - I can do that, the owner came and asked him to try. The man replied - Certainly, but first, get those lions out of there.

Sexxxxxx

Johannesburg, GT, ZAF

Money may not be able to buy love, but it can buy gifts, and tht's not too shabby.

Pexxxxxx

NER, PHL

Are you a sugar? Well I can't live without tasting you.

Pexxxxxx

NER, PHL

Are you a sugar? Well I can't live without tasting you.

lyxxxxxx

Taguig, Metro Manila, PHL

Sugar daddy is the only sweet I eat, And I'm the sugar baby that u need:)

UCxxxxxx

Mumbai, MH, IND

I am sweet as sugar but in periods I can be salty no no don't think dirty I am talking about mood swings but even in salty days give me flowers and chocolates I'll be sweet again

Maxxxxxx

Ciervo Petiso, Chaco, ARG

Que le dice un tallarín a otro? Oyeeeeeee mi cuerpo pide salsa

LIxxxxxx

Las Vegas, NV, USA

Who needs a fairy godmother when you have a sugar daddy!

Zaxxxxxx

LAG, PHL

I’m not made of sugar, but I’m still sweet. Life is short, eat the dessert first – it’s the icing on the cake! Sugar and spice make everything nice, but a little chocolate doesn’t hurt.

Lyxxxxxx

City of London, LND, GBR

Don't be too sugary in life at least sprinkle in some salt

haxxxxxx

San Bernardino, CA, USA

what did one knee say too the other knee ????? That the lady up stares doesn't come her hair ....

Myxxxxxx

Phoenix, AZ, USA

A man who pretends to be rich in order to attract pretty, young women is not a "Sugar Daddy". He's an artificial sweetner.

daxxxxxx

Abu Dhabi, AZ, ARE

A way to a man's heart is through his stomach. A way to woman's heart is through her wallet

Kexxxxxx

Las Vegas, NV, USA

Why did the sugar daddy bring a ladder to dinner? Because he wanted to help his date reach new heights!

onxxxxxx

Melbourne, VIC, AUS

How do you know you’ve found the perfect sugar daddy? When he knows the difference between ‘just a snack’ and ‘full-course meal!'