FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

Soxxxxxx

Columbia Heights, DC, USA

A man who pretends to be rich in order to attract pretty, young women is not a "Sugar Daddy". He's an artificial sweetener.

Elxxxxxx

Bradwell on Sea, ESS, GBR

What has 5 toes but isn't my foot? .....your foot

Brxxxxxx

Brisbane, QLD, AUS

Man had to choice to go to Hell or to Heaved. He was given a chance to visit both. He first went to Hell. He discovered that people were happy, drinking, dancing & socialising in many ways happily. Then he went to Heaven, found almost the same situation but not much dancing & not much difference in happiness. So he choose Hell. The time came to go where he choose, Hell. He found fire burning and people crying, unhappy, miserable, etc. He was surprised! He asked why h...

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Asxxxxxx

City of London, LND, GBR

Why did the sugar daddy bring a map to the date? Because he wanted to show her the world... and spoil her along the way!

sixxxxxx

Huntingdon, CAM, GBR

Being a pet owner is like being a sugar daddy. You waste all of your money on keeping them happy and the only thing they do is look cute and give you attention sometimes.

Kexxxxxx

Columbus, OH, USA

Q: What does an ear of corn say when it gets a compliment? A: "Aw Shucks!"

Nixxxxxx

Philadelphia, PA, USA

“Are you my sugar daddy or my dentist? Because either way, I’m here for the sweet stuff and the occasional flossing of funds!”

HOxxxxxx

Alice, TX, USA

Body to body. Skin to skin. When it's stiff, stick it in. It goes in dry and comes out wet. The longer it is in, the stronger it gets. It comes out dripping and it starts to sag. But it's not what you think it is-- Its a tea bag.

baxxxxxx

Manchester, MAN, GBR

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm.

hoxxxxxx

Tulsa, OK, USA

A door to door salesman was invited in to listen to this old widows story. The salesman was just hoping it would lead to a sale. The woman's stories were fascinating. So much so that he at every last one of the peanuts sitting on the coffee table. After the story was done and he was about to begin his sales pitch. He apologized to her for eating all of her peanuts. That's ok she chuckled. I can't eat the peanuts because of my teeth I just suck the chocolate off of...

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muxxxxxx

Atlanta, GA, USA

How do you make an egg roll?- you push it I know it's corny lol

suxxxxxx

Canvey Island, ESS, GBR

What has 5 toes but isn't my foot? .........your foot

goxxxxxx

Orlando, FL, USA

Where is the sugar for my coffee ? Oh wait I found it Him -Where ? Me-Right here (kisses him)

cexxxxxx

Plano, TX, USA

“Why did the sugar baby bring a calculator on the date? Because she wanted to make sure it all added up!”

Bexxxxxx

Salt Lake City, UT, USA

Don't forget to knock on the fridge before you open it so you can make sure the salads not getting dressed

Aixxxxxx

San Antonio, TX, USA

Why did the sugar baby bring a ladder to the date? Because they heard the sugar daddy was a real catch and wanted to reach new heights.

baxxxxxx

West Hempstead, NY, USA

Why did the sugar baby bring a ladder to the date? Bc they heard their sugar daddy was on another level

Blxxxxxx

Johannesburg, GT, ZAF

I am not lazy, I'm just on energy saving mode.. Why did the couple bring the ladder to therapy? They wanted to take their relationship to the next level

Lexxxxxx

Detroit, MI, USA

Why did the sugar daddy go to school? To learn how to sweeten the deal!

mYxxxxxx

Dallas, TX, USA

What is a long, wide thing that men carry? A tie :)