FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

Loxxxxxx

Johannesburg, GT, ZAF

What do you called a gender neutral sugar daddy? A glucose guardian :)

EPxxxxxx

Bronx, NY, USA

Why did the sugar daddy bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!

hoxxxxxx

Newport Beach, CA, USA

Why don't skeletons fight eachother? (respond with a voice memo)

krxxxxxx

Acacia, Metro Manila, PHL

Why don’t sugar daddies ever play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding when they’ve already found you everything you want!

jhxxxxxx

Zamboanga City, Zamboanga Peninsula, PHL

What did the sugar cube say? Without me your just a bitter leaf

laxxxxxx

Phoenix, AZ, USA

What’s a sugar daddy’s favorite drink? “Sweet” tea, with a splash of cash

jaxxxxxx

London, ENG, GBR

What's a sugar baby's favourite type of work out? Sweet squats! Gotta keep things in shape!

sixxxxxx

Miami, FL, USA

Why was 6 scared of 7? BECAUSE 7, 8, 9! lol sorry

Suxxxxxx

Dallas, TX, USA

Why did the enlightened lamp refuse to gossip? Because it was already too lit to dim its vibe with negativity.

mixxxxxx

Garfield Heights, OH, USA

Johnny the Fighter Pilot A teacher asks the kids in her 3rd grade class: "What do you want to be when you grow up?" Little Johnny says: "I wanna start out as a Fighter Pilot, then be a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, find me the finest Sugar Baby, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel throughout Europe, an Infinite Visa Card, and all the while bang her like a loose screen door ...

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Hexxxxxx

Newcastle upon Tyne, NET, GBR

How much does a chimney cost?. Nothing it's on the house.

Yaxxxxxx

City of London, LND, GBR

Sugar Baby - I finally found my Sugar Daddy! Sugar Daddy - I finally found my organ donor!

krxxxxxx

Saint Augustine, FL, USA

What's something that smells funny and is salty in your mouth? A salt cube

Caxxxxxx

Omaha, NE, USA

What do you call a kid in a wheelchair if you push him in a fire? Hotwheels

Loxxxxxx

Kingwood, TX, USA

Knock Knock. Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you going to kiss me?

Toxxxxxx

Loganville, GA, USA

I know we're not neighbors, but I'm hoping you can still give me some sugar. If you want, I'll let you taste the pie once it's ready.

LIxxxxxx

Atlanta, GA, USA

What do lawyers wear under their pants...... (Briefs)

clxxxxxx

Dublin, Leinster, IRL

blind man walks into a bar... and then a table and then a chair

kuxxxxxx

Dalton, GA, USA

I'll bring the sugar and spice and you bring everything nice...

Hoxxxxxx

Las Vegas, NV, USA

Sooo, What's sweeter than honey? Sugar... daddy haha