FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

mixxxxxx

Atlanta, GA, USA

“Why did the sugar baby bring a ladder to the date? Because they wanted to take their lifestyle to the next level!” “What’s a sugar baby’s favorite workout? Lifting their sugar daddy’s credit card!”

tixxxxxx

Atlanta, GA, USA

What type of bagels can fly? Plain bagels GET IT ? LOLOLLL

aexxxxxx

Round Rock, TX, USA

I'm a sucker for dad jokes. What did the horse say when he fell over?

elxxxxxx

Austin, TX, USA

What did the Sugar Daddy (SD) say to their Sugar Baby (SB) when the SB asked for a raise? “I’m willing to sweeten the deal!”

sexxxxxx

Casper, WY, USA

Why did the sugar baby bring a ladder to the relationship? Because they wanted to "elevate" their arrangement!

yoxxxxxx

San Jose, CA, USA

I'll be you're first and you're last and you won't regret it

mixxxxxx

Mississauga, ON, CAN

My friends car parts store got robbed , She ran after them but she just can't catch a brake

Luxxxxxx

Irving, TX, USA

Why do cows wear bells?? Because their horns don’t work.

haxxxxxx

Seattle, WA, USA

What did the horse say after it tripped???????????

Frxxxxxx

West Linn, OR, USA

What do you call a bear with no teeth??? A GUMMY BEAR!!!!

Alxxxxxx

Dallas, TX, USA

Are you French? Because Eiffel for you ;) Get it? Haha

baxxxxxx

Doral, FL, USA

Why did the teddy bear say no to desert? Because it was already stuffed.

maxxxxxx

Radcliff, KY, USA

What did the sugar say to the coffee?if you didn't have me you would've been so bitter.lol I'm corny I know

boxxxxxx

Seattle, WA, USA

Sugar daddy? More like glucose guardian.... am I right???

lexxxxxx

Carcavelos, Lisbon, PRT

Why did the sugar go to therapy? Because it had too many crushes!

Nixxxxxx

Rosemary Beach, FL, USA

Don't ask for my number unless you tryna be my sugar daddy. I'll accept Splenda daddies too cause times is hard I understand

bdxxxxxx

Phoenix, AZ, USA

please dont ask for my number UNLESS your tryna be my sugar daddy. i'll accept splenda daddies too cause times is hard... i understand dada ;)

nixxxxxx

Las Vegas, NV, USA

Why couldn't the pony sing a lullaby? She was a little horse

mexxxxxx

Houston, TX, USA

Why did the sugar daddy bring a ladder to his date? Because he heard the relationship had its ups and downs!

rexxxxxx

Laplace, LA, USA

Why do suga daddies care so much bout their suga babies more than they daughters.