FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

Anxxxxxx

Houston, TX, USA

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? Because she kept running away from the ball.

rexxxxxx

Orlando, FL, USA

Why did the sugar daddy take his sugar baby to the bakery? Because he wanted to show her how to "dough" it right!

Glxxxxxx

Mesa, AZ, USA

None at this time, give me one to share ;) love to hear

Lixxxxxx

San Luis Obispo, CA, USA

How to you make a Kleenex dance? Answer: put a little bogey in it!

maxxxxxx

San Jose, CA, USA

Just be kind and understanding is all I can ask for

swxxxxxx

Belington, WV, USA

Why was the stadium so cold? Cause of all the fans! Why can't you trust trees? Cause they're shady! I'd tell you a chemistry joke, but I don't think I'd get a reaction!

mexxxxxx

Beaverton, MI, USA

How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool.

vYxxxxxx

Houston, TX, USA

What do entrepreneurs and trees have in common? ............... ...... they both grow with time !

Buxxxxxx

Bluefield, WV, USA

You actually pay for a woman ? Him yes I do she's my sugar baby. Them with the stares being judgemental lol

swxxxxxx

Quezon City, Metro Manila, PHL

What's the difference between me and the calendar? The calendar has dates. :(((

Vexxxxxx

Penrith, NSW, AUS

Lifes short ................... eat dessert first!

Taxxxxxx

Madison, WI, USA

What do you call it, when a Sugar Daddy falls in love with a Sugar Baby? Candy Crush

Mixxxxxx

Mumbai, MH, IND

What do a penis and a Rubik’s Cube have in common? The more you play with it, the harder it gets :)

Onxxxxxx

Elkin, NC, USA

What are the best kind of bees??? Bewbees

roxxxxxx

Naperville, IL, USA

I'm starting a sugar daddy site for people into 80s music .... I'm calling it "Girls Just Wanna Have FUNDS"

Moxxxxxx

Phoenix, AZ, USA

Everything nice is sent to $MoniIstheOne Everything spice is sent to

shxxxxxx

Litchfield, MN, USA

If I told you that you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?

CGxxxxxx

Appleton, WI, USA

Hear about the cameleon that couldn't change colors? He had reptile dysfunction ;0

Gtxxxxxx

Shamokin, PA, USA

Why are Sugar Babbies exactly like condoms? Because they spend more time in your wallet than they do on your D! BTW, I would very much love to meet a beautiful Sugar Baby that proves me wrong! LOL

Saxxxxxx

Bangkok, Bangkok, THA

What do you blow to make a wish? A sugar daddy! ............