FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

Maxxxxxx

Stratford, TKI, NZL

What's the difference between a lawyer and a prostitute? A prostitute stops screwing you when your dead!

kexxxxxx

Scotter, LIN, GBR

What did one sugar daddy say to another? Have you got enough to pay for the bill.

MIxxxxxx

Little Rock, AR, USA

Why did the sugar baby bring a ladder to their date? She heard he was a high-roller!

Afxxxxxx

Benito Juarez, ROO, MEX

Why does the sugar daddy always bring sweets? Because he loves being a "provider" of happiness.

swxxxxxx

Jackson, MS, USA

Why did the sugar daddy become a beekeeper? Because he couldn’t get enough of that sweet honey!

KExxxxxx

Kingston, Kingston, JAM

Why did the sugar go to therapy? Because it had too many crushes!

Trxxxxxx

Miami, FL, USA

How do sugar daddy stay fit? They always take their relationships to the next level-up and down the financial treadmill!

Mixxxxxx

Lancaster, PA, USA

What do you call it when a sugar daddy falls in love with a girl (a sugar crush)

dixxxxxx

Pontotoc, MS, USA

How do animals hide in the desert? With camelflage!

Nexxxxxx

Fort Worth, TX, USA

What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

cixxxxxx

Saint Paul, MN, USA

Why did the chicken cross the street ? To get to the other side .

swxxxxxx

Rocky Mount, NC, USA

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants with him ? Cause it was a hole in one!

Rexxxxxx

Woodland, CA, USA

I'm not sitting on a pile of sugar, but I sure do have a sweet ass !

avxxxxxx

Detroit, MI, USA

There was once a woman who had discovered her husband was cheating. He was away for work and they have an easy to move home. Before getting off the phone the day before his return, the man told his wife he will see her tomorrow and ask her not to leave because he didn't want to uproot his family. When he pulls up to where his address used to be he realized his wife had uprooted their home.

Goxxxxxx

Toledo, OH, USA

Girls just want to have fund$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

maxxxxxx

Orlando, FL, USA

Roses are red violets are blue your day would be better if I was with you

boxxxxxx

New York, NY, USA

What's the best way to catch a fish? Have someone throw it to you.

caxxxxxx

Lutterworth, LEC, GBR

What do u call something that leads to two sides ???

Kexxxxxx

Miami, FL, USA

Why did the sugar daddy break up with the sugar baby? Because she had a "sweet tooth" for someone else!

lexxxxxx

Forest Grove, OR, USA

I can eat sugar with either hand, i'm ambidextrous ;)