FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

caxxxxxx

Ann Arbor, MI, USA

How do you make a sugar daddy smile? Just add a little sweetness!

asxxxxxx

Atlanta, GA, USA

Hard work is cute , but a sugar daddy is cuter Right!

Kexxxxxx

Accord, NY, USA

The older the fruit the sweeter the juice ( Meaning I like my sugar daddy old and sweet)

joxxxxxx

New York, NY, USA

Q:What makes a donut perfect? A:Right amount of sweet and freshly oven baked. Just like me ;)

Asxxxxxx

Miami, FL, USA

Sugar really knows how to sweet talk. Sugar never tells a lie; it's too candied

chxxxxxx

Los Angeles, CA, USA

he asked me if my dad was a baker cause i had a nice set of muffins

vMxxxxxx

Chicago, IL, USA

Being a sugar cube is a square deal What do you call an old sugar cube? Granulated. * ba dom ba dom tssssss*

spxxxxxx

San Diego, CA, USA

Why do chickens have a coup ???? Because if it had 4 doors it would be a sedan

Haxxxxxx

Savannah, GA, USA

What did the egg say to the clown?? You CRACK me up

vixxxxxx

Cariacica, ES, BRA

Acabei de soprar o açúcar do donut que vou comer,Isso de fazer dieta e muito duro

raxxxxxx

Brooksville, FL, USA

What's a sugar baby's favorite candy? Sugar daddies, of course!

maxxxxxx

Renton, WA, USA

"Why did the sugar daddy bring a ladder to the date? Because he heard the relationship was going to the next level!"

Goxxxxxx

Dallas, TX, USA

1. *Why did the sugar go to therapy?* Because it had too many emotional “lumps!” 2. *What’s a sugar daddy’s favorite type of candy?* Anything sweet and rich! 3. *Why don’t sugar babies get cold?* Because they’re always wrapped in warmth... and luxury! 4. *What do sugar and love have in common?* Too much of either can leave you feeling sticky... but oh so sweet! 5. *Why did the sugar daddy become an investor?* He knew sweet dea...

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Pexxxxxx

Pretoria, GT, ZAF

1. Why did the sugar daddy go to the doctor? Because he was feeling a little sweet! 2. Why did I join Sugar Daddy Meet? Because I wanted a relationship that's sweet, not sour! 3. What did the sugar cube say to the coffee? "You're always bitter without me!" 4. Why did I become a sugar baby? Because I wanted to taste the sweet life! 5. What do you call a sugar daddy's favorite dance move? The Sugar Shuffle! 6. Why did the sugar baby go to the dentist...

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Kexxxxxx

Elizabethton, TN, USA

What did the ocean say for the river? Nothing..it's just waved.

baxxxxxx

Hawley, MN, USA

What's a gender neutral name for sugar daddy? Glucose Gardian...

LExxxxxx

Calgary, AB, CAN

Why did the sugar daddy break his calculator? Because he couldn't count on her anymore

mixxxxxx

Gap, PA, USA

How do you make a tissue dance put a little boogie in it.

Elxxxxxx

Ontario, CA, USA

What do you call a bear with no teeth? Lol A Gummy bear

bexxxxxx

Phoenix, AZ, USA

Why did the sugar go to school? Because it wanted to be a little sweeter!