FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

swxxxxxx

Amsterdam, NH, NLD

Why did the sugar baby bring a ladder to the date? Because they heard the sugar daddy was on another level! Hope that brings a smile .xxx

baxxxxxx

Chicago, IL, USA

Why did the sugar baby bring a calculator to the date? To make sure they were adding up to something sweet!

Brxxxxxx

Salt Lake City, UT, USA

I asked sugar for advice on life, and it said, “Just keep it sweet and never get too ‘bitter’!”

Elxxxxxx

Milwaukee, WI, USA

A physicist, a chemist, a billionaire, and the billionaire's sugar baby gets stranded on a desert island and all they have to eat is tinned caviar. Unfortunately, they don't have the key that's needed to open the caviar tins. The physicist says, I know how to get the caviar. All we need is the right size and shape rocks and I can arrange a tool to properly open the cans without spilling the caviar. So everyone hunts around the island to find the right size and s...

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lixxxxxx

Mougins, PAC, FRA

Why did the Sugar daddy bring a ladder? Because he wanted to take our relationship to the next level!

Saxxxxxx

Darby, PA, USA

Guess what's on the menu? Me-N-U A couple is on a date at a fancy restaurant. The woman tells the man to say something to her that will get her heart racing. He replies, “I forgot my wallet.”

caxxxxxx

Allen, TX, USA

What did the blanket say to the sheet when the blanket fell off the bed? Oh, Sheet!!!

anxxxxxx

Phoenix, AZ, USA

Why did the sugar go to school? Because it wanted to be a little sweeter!

loxxxxxx

Beverwijk, NH, NLD

What do you call a fake pasta? An im-pasta Funny dad joke isn't it?

roxxxxxx

New Orleans, LA, USA

I want a sugar daddy not just a Splenda boy haha get it it's fake sugar

Buxxxxxx

Waldorf, MD, USA

What do you call it, when a sugar daddy falls in love with a girl... Candy Crush

Quxxxxxx

Cheektowaga, NY, USA

Here are a few light-hearted sugar daddy jokes for you kings 1. Why did the sugar daddy bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house! 2. What do you call a sugar daddy who loves gardening? A “sweet” potato! 3. Why did the sugar daddy always carry a pencil? So he could draw the line at spending too much! 4. How does a sugar daddy start a conversation? “I’m not just a sugar daddy; I’m also a sweet talker!” 5. W...

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tixxxxxx

Jackson, MS, USA

If diamonds are a girls best friend, what is her sugar daddy ?

Saxxxxxx

Virginia Beach, VA, USA

Here’s a sweet joke to add a little fun: Why don’t sugar cubes ever get in trouble? Because they know how to - stay out of a sticky situation Hope that brings a smile to your day!

Toxxxxxx

Irvine, CA, USA

Why do sugar babies make great friends? Because they’re always sweetening the deal!

zuxxxxxx

Seattle, WA, USA

A neutron walks into a bar and asks, "How much for a drink?" The bartender replies, "For you, no charge." What goes in hard and dry, but comes out soft and wet?............. Gum! Lol.

Loxxxxxx

Orlando, FL, USA

Why did the SD bring a ladder to the date? Because she wanted to bring their lifestyle to the next level.

Amxxxxxx

Rochester, NY, USA

If diamonds are a girl's best friend, what is her sugar daddy? The guy that introduced them :)

vaxxxxxx

MSR, PHL

A man who pretends to be rich in order to attract pretty, young women is not a "Sugar Daddy". He's an artificial sweetener.

bAxxxxxx

Detroit, MI, USA

Whats big, long, black, hard, goes down under, and has seamen in it? A submarine silly, what where you thinking about?