FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

swxxxxxx

Montreal, QC, CAN

Are you made of sugar? Because every time you’re around, things get sweeter and a little sticky!

arxxxxxx

Layton, UT, USA

I can always tell when someone is lying. I can tell when they're standing too.

Evxxxxxx

Pittsburgh, PA, USA

Why did the sugar baby bring a map to her date? Because she wanted to make sure they didn’t get lost in the sweetness of their connection!

moxxxxxx

Tampa, FL, USA

Why did the Avon lady walk funny?... because her lipstick!

1fxxxxxx

Winton, STL, NZL

Do you wanna plant some sugar daddy ;)) A man who pretends to be rich in order to attract pretty, young women is not a "Sugar Daddy", he's an artificial sweetner!

baxxxxxx

Birmingham, BIR, GBR

Just the right amount of sugar, with no possible cavities

Quxxxxxx

Russiaville, IN, USA

"I'm sorry" and “I apologize" mean the same thing. Except at a funeral...

Anxxxxxx

Valley Falls, KS, USA

Why did the sugar daddy bring a ladder on his first date? Because he heard his date was looking for someone to take her to new heights!

chxxxxxx

Indianapolis, IN, USA

What did the women say to her sugar daddy after a fight? Leave me a loan

irxxxxxx

Greeley, CO, USA

You remind me of my big toe cuz sooner or later ima bang you on my coffee table;)

Zixxxxxx

Dubai, DU, ARE

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

Suxxxxxx

Richmond, VA, USA

What do you call a sugar daddy who’s really good at math?

erxxxxxx

Lucan, ON, CAN

A *SPLENDA DADDY* is like a guy who wants to be a sugar daddy but doesn't quite have the means to make it happen.

saxxxxxx

Ashburn, VA, USA

What has many rings but no fingers? What has neck but no head?

Nixxxxxx

Baton Rouge, LA, USA

What did the woman say to her sugar daddy after a big fight? Leave me a loan

Luxxxxxx

Arbutus, MD, USA

Hard work is cute but a Sugar Daddy is cuter and more fun.

kixxxxxx

Atlanta, GA, USA

(1) .Do you want to hear a construction joke? Sorry, I’m still working on it. (2). Why did the tomato turn red?.... Caz It saw the salad dressing.

haxxxxxx

Harrells, NC, USA

If diamonds are a girls best friend, what is her sugardaddy? The guy that introduced them

alxxxxxx

Miami, FL, USA

Why did the sugar go to the doctor? Because it felt a little bitter

lixxxxxx

Oklahoma City, OK, USA

What do you call a sugar daddy in a wheelchair...? Meals on wheels! Lol That's a knee slapper every time!