FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

Bixxxxxx

VAN, BEL

When it's your birthday, what do you blow to make a wish? A sugar daddy!!!

haxxxxxx

Chicago, IL, USA

Are you sugar? Because you’re already sweetening up my day!

raxxxxxx

Hamilton, ON, CAN

You can call me whatever you want, just don't call me late for dinner! (I couldn't help myself)

Clxxxxxx

Copacabana, ANT, COL

¿Sabes qué es lo mejor de tener un sugardaddy? Que siempre tengo dulce de azúcar en mi vida"

prxxxxxx

Nashville, TN, USA

There's a lot of splenda daddies on this site faking it & I understand bc times are hard but I'm just trying to find my REAL SUGAR DADDY lol

Dexxxxxx

Colorado Springs, CO, USA

I have a sweet tooth so i often go to the bakery but last time i went i had no dough so they kicked me to the carb.

lvxxxxxx

West Palm Beach, FL, USA

How many licks does it take to reach the "inside" of the tootsie pop?

stxxxxxx

Swindon, ENG, GBR

Where we going to eat sugar daddy? Not sure but don't wanna Splenda a lot of money

sixxxxxx

Hamar, Hedmark, NOR

Why don't sugar daddies ever get tired? Because they're always fueled by sweetness!

Brxxxxxx

New Smyrna Beach, FL, USA

Why did the sugar baby get a job at the bakery? Because they wanted to make their sugar daddy rise!

mixxxxxx

Fort Worth, TX, USA

Why does the suger baby lick to get to the middle bc she wants the suger

Bixxxxxx

Jacksonville Beach, FL, USA

I’m not made of sugar, but I can definitely add some sweetness to your life!

phxxxxxx

Los Angeles, CA, USA

What do you call a lesbian in alaska? A Klondike

Blxxxxxx

Dubai, DU, ARE

You look even more sexier every time i spend your money hahaha

lixxxxxx

Covington, GA, USA

What kind of bees produce milk? ---Boo Bees What did Cinderella say to Prince Charming ----wanna see if it fits?! Why did the snowman suddenly smile? ----he saw the snowblower coming his way. What's a horny toad say? ----Rub it

Laxxxxxx

Metter, GA, USA

Why was the duck upset with his doctor? Because he was a quack!

texxxxxx

USA

I once had a sugar daddy. Nothing weird. My father had type II diabetes

maxxxxxx

Columbia, MS, USA

What type of animal do you Never play cards with? A CHEETAH!

dixxxxxx

Plano, TX, USA

Sure! Here's a lighthearted sugar joke for you: "Why did the sugar daddy bring a ladder to the date? Because he wanted to take their relationship to the next level!"

Baxxxxxx

Florence, SC, USA

A man who pretends to be rich in order to attract pretty, young women is not a "Sugar Daddy". He's an artificial sweetner.