FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

kyxxxxxx

Bronx, NY, USA

You must be a Snickers bar, because you're driving me nuts.

lixxxxxx

Shalimar, FL, USA

If you laugh, the whole word will laugh with you.. but if you snore, you will sleep alone.

raxxxxxx

Atlanta, GA, USA

Too sweet I will damage your teeth but it okay because you will love the treat

paxxxxxx

Orlando, FL, USA

What do you call a sugar daddy that's cheap? "A sugar-crumb"

Alxxxxxx

Porlamar, Nueva Esparta, VEN

Saben porque los diabéticos no pueden vengarse? Porque la venganza es dulce jajajaja

wvxxxxxx

Lewisburg, WV, USA

Why don't cannibals eat clowns? .......... ...... Because they taste funny!

MSxxxxxx

Randburg, GT, ZAF

Why did the sugar daddy bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!

Cexxxxxx

Christchurch, CAN, NZL

How did the butcher introduce his wife? Meat Patty

soxxxxxx

Hindman, KY, USA

A man who pretends to be rich in order to attract pretty, young women is not a "Sugar Daddy". He's an artificial sweetner.

suxxxxxx

Modesto, CA, USA

A man who pretends to be rich in order to attract pretty, young women is not a “sugar daddy”. He's an artificial sweetener.

puxxxxxx

Las Vegas, NV, USA

Why did the sugar daddy bring a calculator to dinner? Because he wanted to make sure their relationship added up!

Jexxxxxx

Beach City, OH, USA

What do you call a dear with no eyes, I got no eye dear. (Said with a dense southern accent)

caxxxxxx

West Midlands, GBR

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? Because they don’t have the guts!

prxxxxxx

Iloilo City, Western Visayas, PHL

What kind of tea is hard to swallow? Answer: Reality ヾ(＾-＾)ノ

shxxxxxx

Louisville, KY, USA

A man who pretends to be rich in order to attract pretty, young women is not a "Sugar Daddy". He's an artificial sweetner.

Jexxxxxx

Atlanta, GA, USA

Why did the beach go to therapy? It had a lot of shore issues!

Amxxxxxx

Franklin, LA, USA

Why did the sugar cube refuse to play cards? It didn’t want to be caught in a “sugar” scandal!

Krxxxxxx

Atlanta, GA, USA

Why do "boomers" make the best sugar daddies? They're the best at f*cking future generations.

Roxxxxxx

Hampton, VA, USA

Here’s a lighthearted sugar joke with some charm: Why did the sugar daddy bring a ladder to our date? Because he heard I had high standards! I hope that brightens your day!

loxxxxxx

Monmouth, IL, USA

What’s a girl’s least favorite kind of sugar? An empty Venmo request.