FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

Rsxxxxxx

Sunrise, FL, USA

Why did the cow jump over the moon daaahhh because he saw a dog

Erxxxxxx

New Orleans, LA, USA

Why did the SD bring a ladder to the date ? Because he wanted to take our relationship to the next level! :)

buxxxxxx

Midland, MI, USA

Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon? Because he was outstanding in his field!

hoxxxxxx

Waihi, WKO, NZL

What's better than eating amanda in?... Eating amanda out....

Gyxxxxxx

Woodbridge, VA, USA

I once knew a woman with one leg. Her name was Eileen.

Fuxxxxxx

Asheville, NC, USA

How do you catch a unique butterfly? You neek up on it!

paxxxxxx

Szczecin, ZP, POL

Do sklepu wbiega facet i pyta: -Czy jest cukier w kostkach? -Nie ma -A jest inna tańsza wersja bombonierki dla teściowej?

vexxxxxx

Bucksburn, ABE, GBR

Have you ever wanted to take the muzzle off the dog and put it on its owner?

Bexxxxxx

Dublin, Leinster, IRL

You know the guy that wrote the song "oh hokey,hokey pokey" well he died suddenly and they had an awful time trying to get him in the cofin. "They had to put one leg in and one leg out"

Vixxxxxx

Miami Gardens, FL, USA

Why did the sugar daddy break up with the sugar baby? She was too sweet to handle! Sugar daddies are like sprinkles on ice cream, life’s good without them, but way better with them! Why don’t sugar daddies ever get stressed? Because they know money can solve most things!

maxxxxxx

Mansa, Luapula Province, ZMB

Why did the sugar daddy sign up for the dating site? To meet someone who’s just his type: sweet and special! How do sugar daddies write love letters? With sweet words that melt hearts like sugar in warm tea!

Shxxxxxx

Oceanside, CA, USA

Why do eggs make each other laugh? Because they crack each other up!!!

Pexxxxxx

Canton, GA, USA

Being a pet owner is like being a sugar daddy. You waste all of your money on keeping them happy and the only thing they do is look cute and give you attention sometimes.

Enxxxxxx

Carmona, Metro Manila, PHL

Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack? He only comes once a year.

Esxxxxxx

Cagua, Aragua, VEN

Abuela, qué hace sentada tanto tiempo en la cocina? - El doctor me dijo que tengo que cuidar el azúcar. Hasta ahora no se ha movido de ahí!

Elxxxxxx

Glide, OR, USA

Why did the sugar stay up all night? It was busy stirring up some sweet trouble!

laxxxxxx

East Elmhurst, NY, USA

Make me laugh make me smile I like to laugh and peace

rixxxxxx

Las Vegas, NV, USA

Hard work is cute, but sugar daddy is cuter. I won't be offended if you don't laugh lol.

drxxxxxx

Colorado Springs, CO, USA

if diamonds are a girls best friend, what is her sugardaddy? The guy that introduced them!!

Ntxxxxxx

Johannesburg, GT, ZAF

If you make her giggle you can make it clap and jiggle