FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

paxxxxxx

St. Petersburg, FL, USA

Why don't scientists trust atoms?? Because they Makeup everything!

mixxxxxx

Phoenix, AZ, USA

Are you a sugar daddy?? Because I'm gonna eat you up!!

paxxxxxx

New Bern, NC, USA

Do vegans eat animal crackers ? lol I think I need to find the nearest exit

itxxxxxx

Naples, FL, USA

Why did the sugar stay up all night? It was too busy stirring up some sweet trouble!

bixxxxxx

Hamburg, HH, DEU

Why don't sugar daddies ever run out of energy? Because they're always sweetly charged!

brxxxxxx

Minneapolis, MN, USA

A man who pretends to be rich in order to attract pretty, young women is not a "Sugar Daddy". He's an artificial sweetner

baxxxxxx

Brisbane, QLD, AUS

What happens when you drink too much Fanta??? You become fantastic

Swxxxxxx

Payson, AZ, USA

Why did the sugar baby always win at poker? Because they knew how to sweeten the deal!

prxxxxxx

Winnipeg, MB, CAN

Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because his pecker on his head!

luxxxxxx

San Diego, CA, USA

I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.

Roxxxxxx

CAS, MAR

Why did the sugar daddy bring a map to the date? To make sure he didn’t get lost in conversation with me haha

kaxxxxxx

Brighton, BNH, GBR

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? A sugar daddy has never had a garbanzo bean on his face...

Aaxxxxxx

Washington, DC, USA

“Why did the sugar daddy break up with his girlfriend? Because she desserted him!

fexxxxxx

Atlanta, GA, USA

What's sweeter than sugar? A SWEET SUGARDADDY. Trust and believe I'm the sugar baby that you need.

shxxxxxx

Dallas, TX, USA

How do you make a drink for a sugar daddy on a diet?

ioxxxxxx

Bristol, TN, USA

What gets broken without being held? ( A promise)

mixxxxxx

Alamogordo, NM, USA

Why did the sugar go to school? Because it wanted to be a little "sweeter" in class!

loxxxxxx

Laurel Hill, FL, USA

A man who pretends to be rich in order to attract pretty, young women is not a Sugar Daddy but an Artificial Sweetener

jexxxxxx

Washington, DC, USA

What do you call it, when a sugar daddy falls in love with a girl? Candy Crush.

Caxxxxxx

Wichita, KS, USA

Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!