FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

Asxxxxxx

Kelowna, BC, CAN

Why don’t the circus lions eat the clowns? Because they taste funny

SAxxxxxx

Toronto, ON, CAN

I enjoy sugar jokes like, “Why did the sugar go to school? To become a little sweeter!” and “What do you call a sweet candy that’s always on time? A lollipop!”

kaxxxxxx

Guildford, SRY, GBR

Why did the sugar cube become a golfer? To sweeten his tee!

Saxxxxxx

Port Charlotte, FL, USA

Why did the sugar baby bring a ladder to the date? To reach the high expectations!

saxxxxxx

Bradford, BRD, GBR

My sugar daddy said "would you still love me if I was broke " I replied with " yeah when you die it will be mine " All jksss xx I love you all x

Goxxxxxx

Lusaka, Lusaka Province, ZMB

How does sugar flirt? It whispers sweet nothings. What did the sugar say during the heatwave? “I’m melting!” How did the sugar cube impress its date? By showing off its refined taste. What did the old sugar say to the young sugar? “In my day, we were all cane.”

Euxxxxxx

Ringwood, VIC, AUS

Why couldn't Sally go on the swings? Because she has no arms! Knock knock, who's there? Not Sally! lololololol

Hoxxxxxx

San Francisco, CA, USA

My form of communication is smoke signals and carrier pigeons :)

swxxxxxx

Pahrump, NV, USA

What does a robot do after sex? He nuts and bolts haha

lixxxxxx

Sandton, GT, ZAF

What do you call a sugar daddy in a wheel chair? Meals on wheels

sexxxxxx

Las Vegas, NV, USA

me: "lets run upstairs and have great sex!" him : "at this age, its either one or the other !"

Ruxxxxxx

Kowloon, KKC, HKG

what did the sugar cube say to the tea Without me you're just a bitter leaf.

prxxxxxx

Charlotte, NC, USA

What did the sugar baby say to the sugar daddy at the candy store? "I guess you could say i'm your sweet investment"

Maxxxxxx

Louisville, KY, USA

What's it called when a sugar daddy falls in love with a girl? -A candy crush

woxxxxxx

Vienna, Vienna, AUT

If only we could REALLY laugh our asses off, We would be in such good shape!

gexxxxxx

Ann Arbor, MI, USA

I like my men how I like my bourbon, aged, full bodied and leaves you gasping a little when it goes down.

stxxxxxx

Kansas City, KS, USA

Everybody is on here looking for a lil bit of sugar... when they could have this spice

Stxxxxxx

Washington, DC, USA

How can you tell when a man is in love? He divorces his wife.

flxxxxxx

Plymouth, PLY, GBR

Why did the sugar daddy bring a ladder to dinner? Because the stakes are high!

Spxxxxxx

Nancy, GES, FRA

If you were sugar, I'd call you my sweet escape...