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  • faxxxxxx

    Columbus, OH, USA

    What's a sheeps favorite way to bathe a baaaath lol

  • Vexxxxxx

    Saint George, UT, USA

    1.) Why did the sugar baby start a gardening business? They wanted to grow their interest! 2.) A man and his wife are eating at a restaurant when another woman smiles and waves at him. "Who is that woman, dear?" the wife asks. "She's no one," he responds. But his wife keeps badgering him, so he relents, "Okay... that's my sugar baby." "And who's that other woman with her?" The wife asks. "That's Bob's sugar baby," the man replies. "Ours is prettier." and...

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  • Kexxxxxx

    Georgetown, KY, USA

    Why did the sugar daddy always carry a map? To make sure he could find all the sweetest spots!

  • Evxxxxxx

    Geddes, SD, USA

    Why are books always so smart? Because their pages are full of knowledge!

  • nixxxxxx

    Youngstown, OH, USA

    Why did the sugar daddy bring a ladder on his date? Because he wanted to take things to the next level! (wink) Hope that one sweetened your day!

  • WExxxxxx

    Melbourne, VIC, AUS

    A man who pretends to be rich in order to attract beautiful ladies is not a "Sugar Daddy" He's artificial sweetener

  • Jaxxxxxx

    Clarksville, TN, USA

    Why did the sugar baby bring a ladder to the date? She heard the sugar daddy was loaded, and wanted to reach new heights!

  • anxxxxxx

    Miami, FL, USA

    What did the woman say to her sugar daddy after a big fight? Leave me a loan

  • 4mxxxxxx

    Isère, FRA

    1. Why don’t I drink wine? Because I’m already intoxicating enough—who needs the extra sugar? 2. What did the gondola say to the glass of wine during sunset? "You better hold on tight—this lady's got elegance sweeter than sugar!" 3.Why did I name my charity 'Esperanza? Because, like sugar, hope can turn even the bitterest moments into something sweet! 4. Why don’t I need to play golf? Because I’m already mastering the art of living life with a sweet swing...

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  • Lexxxxxx

    DeRidder, LA, USA

    Just got on here and have not talked to anyone yet

  • Alxxxxxx

    Springfield, VA, USA

    Why did the sugar baby bring a ladder to the date? Because they heard the wealthier the partner, the higher the "interest"!

  • Buxxxxxx

    Johannesburg, GT, ZAF

    Age is just a number, I like my man older and wiser.

  • soxxxxxx

    Medellín, ANT, COL

    Mi vida es un chiste, cada día me río de mis propias desgracias

  • kexxxxxx

    Seattle, WA, USA

    ARE YOU MADE OF SUGAR? BECAUSE EVERY MOMENT WITH YOU MAKES LIFE A LITTLE SWEETER!

  • pexxxxxx

    Johnson City, TN, USA

    duck goes into the gas station to get some chapstick...what does he say to the cashier? ...just put it on my bill!

  • lixxxxxx

    Sydney, NSW, AUS

    Someone that is straightforward but has a good approach

  • prxxxxxx

    Altona, NY, USA

    "An honest answer is like a kiss on the lips." ...

  • Maxxxxxx

    Virginia, IL, USA

    Why did the sugar date the cookie? Because together, they’re the perfect batch of sweetness!

  • Mexxxxxx

    Port Huron, MI, USA

    I bet I'll have u smiling so hard your cheeks will hurt but I promise it's worth it

  • Anxxxxxx

    Myrtle Beach, SC, USA

    What happened to the man who lost the left side of his body? He was alright

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