FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

vexxxxxx

Fort Lauderdale, FL, USA

Starting a sugar daddy dating site for people into 80s music... I'm calling it Girls Just Wanna Have Funds

baxxxxxx

Sheffield, SHF, GBR

what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! what do you call a deer with no eyes or legs? still no eye deer!

Gexxxxxx

Miami Gardens, FL, USA

What do you call a sugar daddy in a wheel chair? Meals on wheels

arxxxxxx

Dallas, TX, USA

who doesn't love a classy sub? and lots of fun haha ; )

Alxxxxxx

Chicago Heights, IL, USA

A man who pretends to be rich in order to attract pretty, young women is not a "Sugar Daddy". He's an artificial sweetner.

fixxxxxx

Seven Valleys, PA, USA

what did the woman say to her suga zaddy after their big fight? leave me a loan

evxxxxxx

Melbourne, VIC, AUS

Someone justed asked me what do I do for a living?Then I whispered into his ear that I get paid by a sugar daddy for being beautiful. Then I zoom off in my Ferrari, what an imagination lol

cuxxxxxx

Springfield, MO, USA

Why do cannibals enjoy going to the strip club? Who doesn't enjoy eating a little sugar or candy now and again!

Anxxxxxx

Newcastle, NSW, AUS

What's the difference between an Alligator and a Crocodile? You'll see one later, and the other in a while!!

alxxxxxx

Charlotte, NC, USA

What do you call a sugar daddy in a wheelchair? Meals on wheels! Hahahahaha

RMxxxxxx

New Orleans, LA, USA

Why did Cinderella get kicked off the soccer team? Because she ran away from the ball.

adxxxxxx

Parramatta, NSW, AUS

How many sugardaddies does it take to change a lightbulb? Trick question! None. Even with 10 of them in the room they'll all just talk about how great they are at changing lightbulbs until a sugarbaby actually does it.

JAxxxxxx

New York, NY, USA

Today I was so bored that I put a bit of sugar right in front of an ant. The ant spent some good minutes eating the sugar, as it left to call his other ant friends, I cleaned it up so they would think she's lying.

Swxxxxxx

New York, NY, USA

What do you blow to make your wishes come true? A sugar daddy :o

Khxxxxxx

Midrand, GT, ZAF

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? Because they’ll crack each other up.

Maxxxxxx

Kyoto, Kyoto, JPN

One secretary asked another “which do you prefer, the paperclip or the screw?” The other secretary thought for a bit and said “I don’t know. I’ve never paperclipped.”

TSxxxxxx

Wilmington, DE, USA

Did you get the joke about the girl who didn’t pay her exorcist bill? Her soul got REPOSSESSED..

Daxxxxxx

Golden, CO, USA

I bring the sweet

Brxxxxxx

Austin, TX, USA

why did the sugar daddy bring a ladder on our date? cause baby, i told him i was looking for a man who could raise my standards AND my balance

kexxxxxx

Las Vegas, NV, USA

He said, “I’ll treat you like a queen.” I said, “Perfect, because these grocery prices require a royal budget.”