FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

Tyxxxxxx

Atlanta, GA, USA

When I get to take my power naps it makes my day better and my music.

shxxxxxx

Auckland, AUK, NZL

If diamonds are a girls best friend, what is her sugardaddy? The guy that introduced them.

maxxxxxx

DuPont, WA, USA

I love the taste of something sweet;) Wrap me up like candy;)

Raxxxxxx

Brooklyn, NY, USA

What did the unemployed boyfriend say to his unemployed ex?,we don't work

tixxxxxx

Atlanta, GA, USA

Life is short for games or drama let enjoy nature and explore.

quxxxxxx

Boonville, NY, USA

What do kids play when their mom is using the phone? Bored games. What do you call an ant who fights crime? A vigilANTe! Why are snails slow? Because they’re carrying a house on their back. What’s the smartest insect? A spelling bee!

soxxxxxx

Cardiff, CRF, GBR

A dollar a day keeps the doctor away! I'm feeling pretty sick right now

Exxxxxxx

Newark, DE, USA

What's the difference between 'Oooh!' and 'Aaah!'? About three inches.

haxxxxxx

San Francisco, CA, USA

Why did the sugar baby always carry a map? Because she was great at finding her way to the finer things in life!

brxxxxxx

Denison, TX, USA

Years ago a lady and a Gentleman were having dinner on the cruise ship at their assigned table during their conversation the lady looked at the gentleman and said you look like my third husband and he said well how many times have you been married and she said twice

BExxxxxx

Lafayette, LA, USA

A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, "Awwww, I wish my friends were here." Luckily I am a SMART blonde lol

MIxxxxxx

Aalburg, NB, NLD

What do you call a sugar daddy who's always broke??? A sugar - free daddy

Paxxxxxx

Milwaukee, WI, USA

Knock, knock. Who’s there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up and ask me out already!

daxxxxxx

Rio de Janeiro, RJ, BRA

A Dog had 4 puppies one os jack , the other s are sofis , Mandy and Clark What is the name of the mother

loxxxxxx

Tauranga, BOP, NZL

A man who pretends to be rich in order to attract pretty, young women is not a "Sugar Daddy". He's an artificial sweetner.

Nixxxxxx

Manhattan, NY, USA

I told my Wi-Fi we were breaking up, and now it's trying to reconnect.

Roxxxxxx

Kochi, KL, IND

Why don’t sugar and coffee get along? Because sugar always tries to steal the spotlight by making everything sweet!

guxxxxxx

Bartlesville, OK, USA

I cannot recall ever even hearing a sugar joke. So, I'll post a musician's joke instead: QUESTION: What do you call a rock drummer without a girlfriend? ANSWER: Homeless! TRUE STORY: The band I was in had played a gig that night, and by 3:30 am we had finished unloading our equipment from the trailer and storing it in the band house, which belonged to our bass player, Doug. With our work for the night finally over, we all staggered into the kitchen, grabbed...

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Jaxxxxxx

Naaldwijk, ZH, NLD

Why did the sugar baby refuse to date the baker? Because they didn’t want to be taken for granted!

kaxxxxxx

D'Iberville, MS, USA

How do sugar babies stay organized? They use a “daddy planner”!