FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

Maxxxxxx

Orlando, FL, USA

Why did the sugar baby bring a dessert menu to her date with the sugar daddy? To show him that their relationship is as sweet as all the treats on the menu!

Krxxxxxx

Panama City Beach, FL, USA

I have not done the Hokey Pokey in so long I have forgotten what it's all about :)

sexxxxxx

Woodstock, GA, USA

Two wrongs don't make right, but two rights make a perfect match.

maxxxxxx

Toronto, ON, CAN

"Me: 'I'm independent' Also me: 'Where's my sugar daddy?'"

maxxxxxx

Toronto, ON, CAN

Why did the sugar daddy and sugar baby go to couples therapy? To work on their "arrangement"!

Brxxxxxx

Minneapolis, MN, USA

Why do sugar and spice always get along? Because their differences are what make them sweet!

Mexxxxxx

Brooklyn, NY, USA

A man who pretends to be rich to attract women is not a sugar daddy.. he is artificial sweeteners..

noxxxxxx

Fort Morgan, CO, USA

A man walks into a bar and see a giraffe lying on the floor. He looks to the bartender and says hey what's that lying there? Bartender replies thats not a lion is a giraffe

cixxxxxx

Cocoa Beach, FL, USA

"if you were a fruit you'd be a fine-apple" "Are you a campfire? Because you're hot and I want s'more"

elxxxxxx

Burlington, ON, CAN

If diamonds are a girls best friend, what is her sugardaddy? The guy that introduced them. ;)

paxxxxxx

Covington, KY, USA

How do you make a tissue dance ? Put a little boogie in it :))

baxxxxxx

New Lynn, AUK, NZL

Are you a magician cause everytime I look at you everyone else disappears x

daxxxxxx

St. Albert, AB, CAN

I told myself if these grocery prices don't go down I'm gonna have to start answering all these "Are you a sugar baby" messages......and here we are.

Swxxxxxx

Newport News, VA, USA

Why do ducks have feathers? To hide their butt-quacks lol I know that was lame lol sorry

Baxxxxxx

Poughkeepsie, NY, USA

Knock, knock. Who's there? An interupting cow. An interupting cow who? Mooooooooo

Dixxxxxx

Morehead, KY, USA

What does the ghost from Mario say? Booooooobeeeeeessss

sexxxxxx

Mount Eden, AUK, NZL

Why don't sugar daddies play hide and seek? Because good sugar is hard to find.

osxxxxxx

Atlanta, GA, USA

Why did the sugar go to therapy? Because it was feeling a little bitter about being used all the time, but in the end, it just needed to sweet-talk its problems away!

apxxxxxx

Miami, FL, USA

Guess whats on the menu ME-N-UA couple in on a date at a fancy resturant the woman tells the man to say something to her that will get her heart racing. He replies i forgot my wallet

laxxxxxx

Chicago, IL, USA

Here's a playful one: Why did the sugar baby bring a box of donuts to her sugar daddy's office? Because she heard he wanted a "sweet" deal... and also wanted to show him that she was the "hole" package! (Hope that one "filled" you with laughter!)