FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

grxxxxxx

London, ON, CAN

I went to A anxiety support group no one showed up they're all scared"

Lexxxxxx

Las Vegas, NV, USA

How do you call it, when a sugar daddy falls in love with a girl? Candy Crush.

prxxxxxx

Dayton, OH, USA

Why do chicken coops only have 2 doors? Be ause if they had 4 they would be chicken sedans

BIxxxxxx

Avila Beach, CA, USA

Why don't the circus lions eat the clowns? Because they taste funny! What did the pirate say when he turned 80? "Aye matey."

Sexxxxxx

Cincinnati, OH, USA

I told my coffee: ‘You can be less bitter today because I added sweet sugar for you!

chxxxxxx

Pulaski, TN, USA

What do you call a chameleon that can't change colors???? A reptile dysfunction

kixxxxxx

West Midlands, GBR

Don't eat yellow snow Don't go out in the rain you will get wet

joxxxxxx

Memphis, TN, USA

Roses are red and violets are blue I hope u have a nic to day and don't fall and trip over your shoe

spxxxxxx

Las Vegas, NV, USA

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur????????????????

srxxxxxx

Santo André, SP, BRA

Por que o sugar levou um mapa para o encontro? Porque ele queria garantir que a aventura fosse tão doce quanto esperava!

suxxxxxx

Charlottesville, VA, USA

What did the sugar baby say at the fancy restaurant? “I’m here for the fine dining—and the finer company!”

blxxxxxx

Apple Valley, MN, USA

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!

Mrxxxxxx

Charlotte, NC, USA

Folks ask why they call you suga lol I tell 'em this peach is sweet lol

Saxxxxxx

Boca Raton, FL, USA

what does a blonde do in morning ? Gets dressed and goes home

Shxxxxxx

Cape Town, WC, ZAF

If someone ask you why you sad, please tell them it's a upside smile.

dexxxxxx

Los Angeles, CA, USA

Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed LOL

xxxxxxxx

Cape Town, WC, ZAF

Why did the sugar daddy become a baker? Because he wanted to make *dough* while keeping things sweet!

Msxxxxxx

Greenville, NC, USA

"Make sure that sugar is sweet! Or we can't meet!" "Thank God it's Monday!" "You must be my Sugar Daddy because my tooth hurt..."

mixxxxxx

Portland, OR, USA

I had a dream that I was a muffler and when I woke up I was exhausted!

guxxxxxx

Bartlesville, OK, USA

I don't believe I've ever even heard a sugar joke. So I'll post one of my favorite musicians jokes. QUESTION: What do you call a rock drummer without a girlfriend? ANSWER: Homeless!