FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

Taxxxxxx

Brunswick, GA, USA

OK, so there is this teacher starting off a new year with a younger class (maybe third or fourth graders) She wanted to see where their confidence levels were.. So she asked the class if anyone feels dumb please stand up, So she looked around no one stood up and then a little boy named Johnny stood up and she said son do you really feel that way? He looked at her and said no ma'am I just didn't want you standing up there by yourself..hahaha

sexxxxxx

's-Hertogenbosch, NB, NLD

Why did the kid put sugar under his pillow? So he would have sweet dreams

doxxxxxx

Victoria, BC, CAN

They don't call them Sugar Daddies in Victoria, BC. They call them Oak Baes.

lixxxxxx

Tulsa, OK, USA

What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A roamin catholic.

Woxxxxxx

Cedar Hill, TN, USA

Once I was invited to a party and the host made me feel so welcome he had a joke that he kept saying the whole night and it was "Anything for Jasmine "

roxxxxxx

Antioch, CA, USA

" why did the sugar cube go to scholl" Too get more sweeter !!! LoL Corny joke but that's all I got

loxxxxxx

York, SC, USA

It's not sweet if it's not a sugar daddy ,, they the best candy

ihxxxxxx

Brandon, MB, CAN

what do u call cheese that's not yours? NACHO CHEESEE

dixxxxxx

Miami, FL, USA

Once I was invited to a party and the host made me feel so welcome he had a joke that he kept saying the whole night and it was "Anything for Jess "

EPxxxxxx

Vancouver, BC, CAN

Is your name Ariel? Because I think we mermaid for each other.

Alxxxxxx

RM, ITA

Sugar daddy can't replace a caffeine daddy to keep me going in the morning

Chxxxxxx

Boise, ID, USA

Why did the tree have no friends? Because he's too shady and they all leaf!

Chxxxxxx

Los Angeles, CA, USA

Why did the sugar daddy bring a map? Because he wanted to make sure he could always find the sweetest spot!

koxxxxxx

Bronx, NY, USA

what do you call a sugar daddy that falls in love with a girl? Candy crush

Raxxxxxx

Sydney, NSW, AUS

She says "kiss me where it smells funny" So I drove her to a rubbish dump & kissed her

Texxxxxx

Knoxville, TN, USA

I may not be Wilma Flinstone but I can sure make your bed rock!

Hoxxxxxx

West Yorkshire, GBR

Why does Peter Pan fly? Because he can never land hahaha

suxxxxxx

Alexandria, MN, USA

What does a truck driver do when he brakes his truck?? He buys a new petterbuilt..

baxxxxxx

Miami, FL, USA

What did the bee say to the water and the lemon ?... careful not too much sugar, honey...

amxxxxxx

Fort Myers, FL, USA

What does smoking a cigarette, and giving a woman oral sex have in common??? The flavor changes when you get to the butt!!! Hahaha