FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

soxxxxxx

Toronto, ON, CAN

Whats winnie the pooh nanny's name? Poonanny(punani)

Blxxxxxx

Commerce City, CO, USA

Why did the sugar baby bring a ladder to the date? To reach new heights in sweetness with her sugar daddy!

gixxxxxx

Antelope, CA, USA

Why can't a hand be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot!!!!!! You can call me nemo because I'm never afraid to touch the butt !!!!!!

saxxxxxx

Vancouver, BC, CAN

The sugar daddy says to his sugar baby, "would you still love me if I lost all my money?", "Of course" the sugar baby replies, "Of course I would still love you, I'd miss you, but I would still love you."

Rexxxxxx

Rome, Latium, ITA

Hey there sugar, if life gives you lemons, just add some sugar and make lemonade, right?

brxxxxxx

Adardih, JH, IND

To Men Heaven :when they have girls in one hand and bottles in other. Hell-When the bottles have holes but girls don't... Lol Wife:Today Mr. Sinha(neighbour )saw ?me while I was wearing bra. Husband: what did you do ? Wife: what will I do,I was too shy so I covered my face with the same bra.

alxxxxxx

West Palm Beach, FL, USA

Guy is sitting in airport bar: says to the guy next to him #1" traveling on business", Guy #2: "ya", #1 "where you headed" #2 " Ottowa, Canada" #1 " really... that sucks. I hear the only thing Ottowa has is hockey teams and dirty Hookers" #2 ( angry) " My wife is from Ottowa!!!!" #1 " really... What position does she play? " lol

quxxxxxx

Darlington, MD, USA

Why did the sugar daddy dump his girlfriend? Because she treated his credit card like it was an all-you-can-swipe buffet!

Haxxxxxx

Sunrise, FL, USA

Q: What did the sugar cube say to the tea?. A: Without me you're just a bitter leaf

blxxxxxx

Menlo, GA, USA

What do you call a well balanced horse???? STABLE

goxxxxxx

Durban, NL, ZAF

Are you a time machine? Because I'd love to go back to the future with you... and your bank account.

alxxxxxx

Middletown, OH, USA

Do you like whales? I want to humpback at my place

thxxxxxx

Arlington, TX, USA

My favorite candy growing up were sugar babies, so I decided to be one!!

lixxxxxx

Tulsa, OK, USA

Why did the sugar baby become a gardener? To plant some sweet seeds of love!

mixxxxxx

Grand Junction, CO, USA

What happens when A sugar, daddy and a sugar mama ***? They have "sugar babies"

Dexxxxxx

Memphis, TN, USA

Here's a light-hearted joke for you: "Why did the sugar daddy always carry a spoon with him? Because he knew the best way to stir up some sweetness!"

93xxxxxx

Seymour, CT, USA

If you ain't looking for a broke college student sugar baby, you ain't looking.

laxxxxxx

Wichita, KS, USA

How does a penguin build a his house ? Igluues it together

jexxxxxx

A Coruña, ESP

How does sugar keep its cool? It always stays in the fridge!

kixxxxxx

Santa Monica, CA, USA

I’m like a great book: once you start, you won’t be able to put me down!