FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

chxxxxxx

Atlanta, GA, USA

I must be a sugar cube because I'm feeling drawn to you

enxxxxxx

Twin Falls, ID, USA

"Excuse me, do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes."

XPxxxxxx

Aurora, CO, USA

Why didn't the coast guard save the hippie? Cuz he was too far out maan (⁠^⁠^⁠)

Cuxxxxxx

Lucena City, Calabarzon, PHL

What’s a sugar daddy’s favorite board game? ‘Monopoly’—of course!

Joxxxxxx

Tempe, AZ, USA

Joke: What do you call 4 sugar daddy's on a cool autumn night? Answer : A Trick or A Treat.

Sexxxxxx

Johannesburg, GT, ZAF

Grandchild : grandpa do you know what's a matter baby? Grandpa: No, what's a matter baby Grandchild: Nothing sugar, what's the matter with you?

Doxxxxxx

Quincy, MA, USA

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender comes over and says " You know we 've got a drink named after you !". The grasshopper looks up, surprised, and says " You've got a drink named Steve ? ".

Prxxxxxx

Philadelphia, PA, USA

Why did the sugar baby bring a ladder to the date? Because they heard their sugar daddy was on another level!

arxxxxxx

Knoxville, TN, USA

How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas He felt his presence!

baxxxxxx

Altamira, MEX, MEX

Why did the sugar go to school? To become a little sweeter!

Muxxxxxx

Los Angeles, CA, USA

Why did the sugar go to school? To become a little sweeter!

Dixxxxxx

Manhattan, NY, USA

dont settle for just anyone, fine someone who wants you for you

caxxxxxx

El Paso, TX, USA

It takes eight wipes to know it only took seven .

Bbxxxxxx

Canton, GA, USA

What do you call an illegally parked frog?... Toad

lixxxxxx

Jamestown, NY, USA

Why did the sugar rush to the party? Because it heard it was going to be a good time :)

swxxxxxx

Irvine, CA, USA

This cracks me up: Let me be your glucose guardian

brxxxxxx

Fayetteville, NC, USA

What do you call a sugar daddy that don't need to much sugar ? A splenda daddy lmao

Enxxxxxx

Miami, FL, USA

Why did the sugar daddy become a baker? He kneaded the dough... and the attention!

Enxxxxxx

Miami, FL, USA

What do you call a sugar daddy who's also a great listener? A sweet deal!

Enxxxxxx

Miami, FL, USA

Why did the sugar daddy go to the bank? To make a withdrawal... of his heart!