FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

Enxxxxxx

Miami, FL, USA

What did the sugar daddy say to his partner? "You're so sweet, I'm willing to invest in you!

Enxxxxxx

Miami, FL, USA

Why did the sugar daddy bring a ladder on the date? He wanted to take things to the next level!

jaxxxxxx

Bronx, NY, USA

Why was 6 scared of 7 because 789 You ever had a good look at a tree ? I branch you didn't

CJxxxxxx

Zionsville, IN, USA

A horse walks into the bar. The bartenders says, "why the long face."

bexxxxxx

Hartford, CT, USA

Why are most people tired on April first? Because they just finished a 31 day March!

nxxxxxxx

Rockville, MD, USA

Why did the sugar rush to the party? Because it heard it was going to be a sweet time!

elxxxxxx

Houston, TX, USA

"How do you walk a dog with no legs?" ... you don't, you drag it.

msxxxxxx

Spokane, WA, USA

I love laughing. And always enjoy silly jokes. "Do you have an inhaler, cuz you got the ass Ma!"

wixxxxxx

Berkeley, CA, USA

Kinda tired of having a "job" and having to "go to work" and "pay bills". Now accepting applications for a sugar daddy.

Daxxxxxx

Winston-Salem, NC, USA

Why are candies always happy? Because they are always surrounded by "candy"!

juxxxxxx

Raphine, VA, USA

What do you call a bear with no teeth??? A GUMMY BEAR!

Zixxxxxx

Columbia, SC, USA

What do you call a sugar baby who has a voice that makes you want to listen? A Sweet Melody.

Lixxxxxx

Amsterdam, NH, NLD

Why did the sugar daddy bring a ladder on his date? Because he heard the date was going to be "high-class"!

juxxxxxx

Boynton Beach, FL, USA

i only know 25 letters in the alphabet , i don't know Y.......

clxxxxxx

Apple Valley, CA, USA

Why don't sugar babies ever get cavities? Because their sugar daddies keep them sweet!

Brxxxxxx

Seattle, WA, USA

Why did the sugar daddy always bring a map to bed? He didn’t want to get lost in the sweet spots. What’s a sugar baby’s favorite exercise? A sugar daddy squat—because it always ends with a sweet reward! Why did the sugar baby get a promotion? She mastered the art of “sugar-coated” compliments and special “treatments.

paxxxxxx

Atlanta, GA, USA

Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything.

rixxxxxx

City of London, LND, GBR

A physicist, a chemist, a billionaire, and the billionaire's sugar baby gets stranded on a desert island and all they have to eat is tinned caviar. Unfortunately, they don't have the key that's needed to open the caviar tins. The physicist and the Chemist try to brainstorm how to create a key to open the caviar tins. Then the sugar baby pipes up and says she knows how to get the caviar. The physicist and the chemist both scoff at her, but finally they ask...

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lexxxxxx

Manila, Metro Manila, PHL

What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is really heavy and the other’s a little lighter.

sexxxxxx

San Bernardino, CA, USA

What do you call a baby sheep wrapped in plastic?..... LAMBinated