FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

Pixxxxxx

Narrandera, NSW, AUS

How deep is your love said the sugar daddy How deep are you pockets said the sugar mama

gaxxxxxx

Miami, FL, USA

1. **Why did the sugar baby bring a ladder on her date?** She heard the expectations were high! 2. **What’s a sugar baby’s favorite type of investment?** A *sweet* return! 3. **Why don’t sugar babies ever play hide and seek?** Because good things shouldn’t be hidden! 4. **How do sugar babies stay so calm?** They’ve mastered the art of staying *sugar*-coated! 5. **Why did the sugar baby go to school?** To learn how to count her...

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zixxxxxx

Quezon City, Metro Manila, PHL

Why did the sugar baby bring a spoon to the date? Just in case things got a little too sweet!

Spxxxxxx

Atlanta, GA, USA

You know, they say money can’t buy happiness—but it sure can rent it for a while! Why did the pay pig cross the road?--- Because I told him to, and he paid for the toll!

mexxxxxx

Duluth, GA, USA

My mother always called me a Jelly Bean Hard or the outside but sweet and soft on the inside.

maxxxxxx

Amsterdam, NH, NLD

Why did the sugar go to school? Because it wanted to be a little sweeter!

Loxxxxxx

St. Petersburg, FL, USA

Here's a lighthearted one: Why did the sugar daddy bring a ladder to the date? Because he wanted to take their connection to new heights! I hope I made you smile :(

Xixxxxxx

Angeles City, Central Luzon, PHL

What do u blow to make all ur wishes come true? A sugar daddy

kexxxxxx

Miami, FL, USA

A man who pretends to be rich in order to attract pretty, young women is not a "Sugar Daddy". He's an artificial sweetner.

Dexxxxxx

Miami, FL, USA

How did the mobile phone propose to his girlfriend?

Cuxxxxxx

Miami, FL, USA

Why did the sugar daddy bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!

kexxxxxx

West Palm Beach, FL, USA

Why did the sugar daddy become a baker? He knew how to make life a little sweeter!

Alxxxxxx

Houston, TX, USA

What do you call a sugar daddy with no sugar ?......

Goxxxxxx

Washington, DC, USA

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!

Hoxxxxxx

Arlington, VA, USA

What did the left butt cheek day to the right one ?

Amxxxxxx

Miami, FL, USA

Why did the sugar daddy bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!

anxxxxxx

San Jose, CA, USA

Why don't scientists trust atoms when they say they're sweet? Because they make up everything!

suxxxxxx

Wynne, AR, USA

Why is 69 changed to 96? Cost of living raised costs of eating out

Elxxxxxx

Boulder Creek, CA, USA

"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!"

Mixxxxxx

Wise, VA, USA

What do you call it when a sugar daddy falls in love? A candy crush!