FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

Laxxxxxx

VAN, BEL

Why did the sugar daddy break up with the baker? Because he couldn't handle all the rolls!

goxxxxxx

DeSoto, TX, USA

A man and his wife are eating at a restaurant when another woman smiles and waves at him "Who is that woman, dear?" the wife asks. "She's no one," he responds. But his wife keeps badgering him, so he relents, "Okay... that's my sugar baby." "And who's that other woman with her?" the wife asks. "That's Bob's sugar baby," the man replies. "Ours is prettier."

Prxxxxxx

Boston, MA, USA

What's a sugar daddy’s favorite plant? The money tree it’s always in season ;)

idxxxxxx

North Las Vegas, NV, USA

Why did the sugar baby bring a ladder to her date with the sugar daddy? Because they heard the sugar daddy was on a higher income bracket!

Lexxxxxx

Moncton, NB, CAN

How do you keep a Sugar Baby Happy? •Sprinkle with a little kindness and Stir with a little Generosity;)

joxxxxxx

Lexington, MA, USA

I love high heel trample: Please mention "HEELS" in your reply so I will know it is not spam !

BIxxxxxx

Cedar Rapids, IA, USA

Knock knock Who's there Deez Deez who DEEZ NUTS Who needs jokes when you got the D

Caxxxxxx

Atlanta, GA, USA

If it ain't about no dollars it doesn't make sense

duxxxxxx

Phoenix, AZ, USA

U scratch my back I'll massage yours if you know what I mean lol

brxxxxxx

White Plains, NY, USA

Rule The World, One Look At A Time!!!” That's why I look so good

swxxxxxx

Brooklyn, NY, USA

Life has to be sweet when you have enough to share the wealth with someone sweet

cyxxxxxx

Apple Valley, CA, USA

I enjoy knock, knock jokes amongst other jokes all good fun

goxxxxxx

Atlanta, GA, USA

Mickey wanted to divorce Minnie. Lawyer: You can't divorce someone just because they're extremely funny! Mickey: I've never said Minnie was funny. I said "She's fucking Goofy!"

KOxxxxxx

Atlanta, GA, USA

Why did the sugar go to the doctor? Because it was feeling a little granulated!

prxxxxxx

Jacksonville, FL, USA

Why did the artist break up with the pencil? It just wasn’t sketching out.

Caxxxxxx

Gladewater, TX, USA

Are you from Tennessee because yours the only ten I see

taxxxxxx

Houston, TX, USA

Why did the sugar daddy bring a ladder to the date? Because he heard she was a keeper and wanted to take their relationship to the next level!

1Dxxxxxx

Los Angeles, CA, USA

Why did the gardener get invited to all the parties? He had a way with the hoes.

1Dxxxxxx

Los Angeles, CA, USA

What’s a sugar baby’s favorite type of music? Anything that makes cents!

1Dxxxxxx

Los Angeles, CA, USA

How does a sugar baby stay cool in the summer? They just chill in their sugar daddy’s bank account.”