FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

Abxxxxxx

Cleburne, TX, USA

Why did the sugar baby bring a ladder to the date? To help their sugar daddy reach new heights!

luxxxxxx

Columbia Heights, DC, USA

I'm not sure honestly. I make a lot of jokes in the moment.

Erxxxxxx

Phoenix, AZ, USA

Why did the sugar daddy take a nap? To dream of even sweeter surprises

asxxxxxx

McLean, TX, USA

Hard work is cute, but my sugar daddy is cuter!!!!

kaxxxxxx

Jonesboro, AR, USA

I went to the aquarium this weekend, but I didn’t stay long.. There’s something fishy about that place.

Lexxxxxx

Naaldwijk, ZH, NLD

Why did the sugar daddy bring a ladder to dinner? Because he heard his date was a keeper and wanted to reach new heights in sweetness!

Itxxxxxx

San Diego, CA, USA

Imagine being outside on the patio....What did the sushi say to the bee? Wassabiii!

baxxxxxx

Franklin, TN, USA

I promise I don't bite unless it's a full moon. Then all bets are off

Moxxxxxx

Zwolle, OV, NLD

What do you call a blonde that dyes her hair? ( Artificial intelligence )

Zaxxxxxx

Ciudad Juárez, CHH, MEX

Why did the bike fell over? Because it was too tired! :D

cexxxxxx

London, ENG, GBR

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!

Taxxxxxx

Dallas, TX, USA

Sugar Honey Ice and Tandy, that's pretty much all you need

xgxxxxxx

Troy, MI, USA

A newly-rich man, having just sold his company, decides he wants a gorgeous woman to share his newfound wealth. Eager to impress, he heads to the gym the next day to get in shape. Approaching a young female trainer, he asks, "Which machine here will make me most attractive to someone like you?" She smirks and replies, "The ATM outside."

Saxxxxxx

Rockville, MD, USA

Why did the sugar baby bring a ladder to the date? Because they wanted to meet someone on a higher level!

chxxxxxx

Yarmouth, ME, USA

What do you blow to make your wishes come true? A Sugar Daddy!

loxxxxxx

Los Angeles, CA, USA

What's something easy to get into but harder to get out??

daxxxxxx

Dallas, TX, USA

Rent checks make the world go round A million dollar a day keeps the hoodlims away Red hair women keep things spicy

bbxxxxxx

Houston, TX, USA

What goes in hard and dry, but comes out soft and wet?

Nixxxxxx

London, ENG, GBR

How does a refined lady flirt? With a hint of charm and a sprinkle of mischief!

Saxxxxxx

London, ENG, GBR

Why did the classy lady always carry a pencil? In case she needed to draw a little attention!