FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

Saxxxxxx

Los Angeles, CA, USA

Why is dating a sugar daddy like using free hotel Wi-Fi? The connection can be a little slow, but you can't argue with a complimentary premium service.

jexxxxxx

Phoenix, AZ, USA

I’m built like Jessica Rabbit, but unfortunately my bills are drawn in 3D

Ixxxxxxx

Chester, CHW, GBR

It smells like updog in here What’s updog? Nothing sugar what’s up with you

crxxxxxx

Johannesburg, GT, ZAF

What did the sushi say to the bee?? Can you guess?? Wasabi!!

prxxxxxx

San Diego, CA, USA

Why did the sugar go to therapy? Because it was tired of being refined by everyone else

juxxxxxx

Daleville, VA, USA

How do you make a tissue dance?? Put a little boogie in it.

Daxxxxxx

Batangas, Calabarzon, PHL

Why did the sugar cube get a traffic ticket? It was caught speeding during a sugar rush.

lgxxxxxx

Cleveland, OH, USA

My financial advisor recommended I diversify my portfolio, so now I'm looking for a Splenda Daddy and a Sweet'n Low Uncle:))

caxxxxxx

Rustenburg, NW, ZAF

Why did the sugar baby bring a ladder to the date? Because she heard the allowance was through the roof!

swxxxxxx

Anaheim, CA, USA

Would you like an Australia kiss? It’s like a French kiss but DOWN UNDA! Hahaha

poxxxxxx

Quezon City, Metro Manila, PHL

Why did the sugar daddy bring a ladder on the date? Because he heard the connection was going to the next level!

nixxxxxx

Plano, TX, USA

Why did the sugar baby bring a ladder? Because her standards keep getting higher!

unxxxxxx

Boynton Beach, FL, USA

What’s a sugar daddy’s favorite exercise? Checking his balance.

Auxxxxxx

Pasay, Metro Manila, PHL

Are you made of sugar? Because you somehow make every conversation a little sweeter.

maxxxxxx

Sector 6, Bucuresti, ROU

Are you a little sugar? Because you just made my day sweeter.

raxxxxxx

Palm Bay, FL, USA

How do you call it, when a sugar daddy falls in love with a girl? Candy Crush

Gaxxxxxx

Davao City, Davao, PHL

Why did the sugar cube go to school? To get a little sweeter and smarter!

JMxxxxxx

Wisconsin Dells, WI, USA

A sugar baby shows up at the door of her 80-year-old sugar daddy. She hugs him and says, “Let’s run upstairs and have sex!” The sugar daddy replies, “At my age, it’s one or the other.”

KIxxxxxx

Schofield, WI, USA

What do you call a fake sd who has money but doesn't share? Splenda daddy

laxxxxxx

Ameca, JAL, MEX

que le dijo una uva verde a una morada R.respira estupida te estas ahogando