FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

mixxxxxx

Santo Domingo de los Colorados, SD, ECU

A:¿Que le dice un piojo a un calvo? B:¿Que le dice? A:no te muevas que me caigo

spxxxxxx

Miami, FL, USA

i'm trying to find a sugar daddy not a splenda daddy haha

drxxxxxx

Raleigh, NC, USA

What do you call a sweet, polite man? A sugar daddy!

paxxxxxx

Fallowfield, MAN, GBR

Why did the sugar daddy start a new diet? Because he wanted to cut down on "sweets" and find someone with more "substance"!

ohxxxxxx

Fairborn, OH, USA

Money talks bs walks !!! Simple as that . No time to just kick back I got goals

Bexxxxxx

Surrey, BC, CAN

I used to have a sugar baby, nothing weird though, type two diabetes never bothered me

luxxxxxx

Christchurch, CAN, NZL

What do you get if cross a bull dog with a shitzu ??? Bullshit

usxxxxxx

New York, NY, USA

What would you do if I lured you into the woods at night to eat your soul?

pexxxxxx

New York, NY, USA

How do you know if someone is a sugar daddy? They always bring the sugar and never the drama!

Pexxxxxx

Las Vegas, NV, USA

Sweeter than Laffy taffy hotter than Arizona woaaaah

moxxxxxx

Detroit, MI, USA

Can't believe I'm real baby ? Well come in find outs

Fixxxxxx

Ashburn, VA, USA

Q.What is a sugar daddy without a fine sugar baby to spoil ? A. Salty daddy

loxxxxxx

Greensboro, NC, USA

Why did the sugar baby bring a calculator on her date? To count all the ways her sugar daddy spoils her!

noxxxxxx

Miami, FL, USA

The sweeter the sugar the sweeter I am which one of y'all going to be that man.

daxxxxxx

Los Angeles, CA, USA

Looking for a sugar daddy not a Splenda Daddy lol .

mexxxxxx

Boston, MA, USA

Here's one: Why did the sugar daddy go to the doctor? Because he was feeling a little 'sweet'! Got another one: Why did I fall for my sugar daddy? Because he was the 'cream' of the crop!

awxxxxxx

Oshawa, ON, CAN

are those space pants cause that ass looks out of this world

Luxxxxxx

Edmonton, AB, CAN

Do you know how much do penguins weigh? Enough to break the ice. Hello!

Baxxxxxx

El Paso, TX, USA

Guess what is sweet on the inside and hot on the outside? Me!!!!

Waxxxxxx

Kapolei, HI, USA

What do you call a sugar baby who loves to bake? Sugar and spice and everything nice!