FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

Joxxxxxx

Clinton Township, MI, USA

Why did the sugar go to the doctor? Because it was feeling a little granulated!"

boxxxxxx

Marion, IL, USA

A snake walks into a bar, bartender says "how'd he do that?"

orxxxxxx

Scranton, PA, USA

What did the toaster say to the slice of bread????

Mixxxxxx

Stockholm, AB, SWE

Why did the sugar become a sugardaddy? Because he wanted a sweeter future!

boxxxxxx

Mobile, AL, USA

what goes in hard, but comes out soft? ... gum.

tlxxxxxx

London, ENG, GBR

Do you know how much a penguin weighs? Enough to break the ice, Hey there!xo

Roxxxxxx

Seymour, TX, USA

Who do you blow to get some sugar dough? Yo Sugar Daddy

Roxxxxxx

Seymour, TX, USA

Who do you blow to make all that sugar dough? Yo Sugar daddy

anxxxxxx

Anderson, CA, USA

This isn't original at ALL, but I read it once and it made me laugh so I wanted to share haha: What do you call a sugar daddy that can't afford to give much sugar? An artificial sweetener daddy.

baxxxxxx

Dongola, IL, USA

why did the bicycle fall over? because it was two tired

Goxxxxxx

Wilmington, NC, USA

Why did the man tell the candied grape that he was hard to bite into?... Cause he was sugar-coated

juxxxxxx

Elizabeth City, NC, USA

How is life like toilet paper? You're either on a roll or taking s*** from someone.

Imxxxxxx

Saint Paul, MN, USA

Is it sexual harassment if a midget tells you your hair smells nice?

TRxxxxxx

Austin, TX, USA

Are you a bank loan?? Because you got my interest! Oh, so corny lol

OCxxxxxx

Charlottetown, PE, CAN

SALT&SUGAR LOOK THE SAME..... More Sugar. Less Salt !

pexxxxxx

Hawkesbury, ON, CAN

If one side of the leg represents Christmas and thee other leg represents thanks- giving = can we meet in the middle for the holidays

prxxxxxx

City of London, LND, GBR

What do u blow to make all ur wishes come true?A sugar daddy Heheh

saxxxxxx

SGP

"What did the sugar daddy say to the sugar baby? 'You're sweet enough to make my coffee jealous!'" "Why did the sugar baby bring a ladder to the date? To reach new heights of sweetness!" "How do you keep a sugar baby happy? Sprinkle a little kindness and stir with generosity!" "Why did the sugar baby always carry a map? To navigate through all the sweet moments with her sugar daddy!" "What's a sugar baby's favorite type of investment? Sweet returns!"

Suxxxxxx

Fabens, TX, USA

What did the woman say to her sugar after a big fight? Leave me a loan

Coxxxxxx

Houston, TX, USA

Why did the sugar baby carry a ladder to the date? To meet her sugar daddy halfway!