FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

smxxxxxx

Bountiful, UT, USA

what did the traffic light say to the other traffic light ?

Raxxxxxx

New York, NY, USA

Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!

Blxxxxxx

Charlotte, NC, USA

What does sugar babies love?? Conversations, late night talks and men with deep voices.....

prxxxxxx

Detroit, MI, USA

Why did the sugar daddy bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!

caxxxxxx

Aurora, CO, USA

What do you call a sugar daddy who’s also a chef? A sugar daddy who knows how to spice things up!

luxxxxxx

Woodbridge, NJ, USA

If diamonds are a girls best friend, what is her sugardaddy? The guy that introduced them.

Prxxxxxx

Norfolk, VA, USA

Most need coffee to start the day but you'll just need a little sugar and I'll be your greatest sweet spot.

Baxxxxxx

Talisay, Western Visayas, PHL

Why did the student ask the sugar daddy for a tutor? To get extra credit in "luxury studies"!

doxxxxxx

Sogamoso, BOY, COL

¿Por qué el sugar daddy debería llevar siempre una calculadora? Para sumarle dulzura a la relación.

Bixxxxxx

Lisbon, Lisbon, PRT

O meu lema de vida é Força, Coragem, Determinação e Resiliência.

Pixxxxxx

Baton Rouge, LA, USA

I am new to this, So I don't know any. Sorry, guess I should borrow some Sugar from someone. :)

swxxxxxx

Pensacola, FL, USA

What does the grape say when it's being squished? Message me for the answer

Maxxxxxx

Schererville, IN, USA

What do you call two birds in love? Tweet-hearts :)

esxxxxxx

San Luis Río Colorado, SON, MEX

Why don’t sugar cubes ever get lost? Because they always stick together.

lexxxxxx

Las Vegas, NV, USA

Why did the Jalapeño get cold? He was a little chili

Soxxxxxx

SGP

**Johnny the Fighter Pilot** A teacher asks the kids in her 3rd grade class: "What do you want to be when you grow up?" Little Johnny says: "I wanna start out as a Fighter Pilot, then be a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, find me the finest Sugar Baby, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel throughout Europe, an Infinite Visa Card, and all the while bang her like a loose screen d...

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shxxxxxx

Florissant, MO, USA

Why did the sugar baby bring a ladder to her date with the sugar daddy?

Daxxxxxx

Chicago, IL, USA

Don't be shy I won't bite unless I ask I love a great sense of humor

dixxxxxx

Islington, LND, GBR

You know what they say ??? Today we are here,Tomorrow we are gone... Lets have some good fun today, Tomorrow is NEVER PROMISED...

suxxxxxx

Houlton, ME, USA

A rich man is called a sugar daddy so what is a broke man called? "A hobosexual"