FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

Ryxxxxxx

Moncton, NB, CAN

Question: "What does a gay horse eat?" Answer: "Hayyyyy!"

nexxxxxx

Gainesville, FL, USA

What did the sugar daddy say to the sugar baby when he wanted some sugar ..idk but ok it sugar in the cabinet

jexxxxxx

Dallas, TX, USA

Why did the sugar daddy bring a ladder to the date? Because he wanted to take the relationship to the next level!

yaxxxxxx

Dallas, TX, USA

What did the sugar say to the tea? Can I blend with you? :P

mexxxxxx

Tuscaloosa, AL, USA

Never heard one to be honest. Message me one l, I might enjoy it.

emxxxxxx

Wagga Wagga, NSW, AUS

A man who pretends to be rich in order to attract pretty young women is not a "Sugar Daddy", he's an artificial sweetener.

caxxxxxx

Phoenix, AZ, USA

I don't really know any lol but I'm open to hear some

bexxxxxx

Fort Lauderdale, FL, USA

A kit-kat bar and two hersheys kisses walk into a bar. Each perferated kit-kat piece was one of my limbs. The wafers were my arms and legs, and the hersheys kisses turned out to be my nipples. It was me. It was me who walked into the bar.

Caxxxxxx

Scottsdale, AZ, USA

Any jokes! I love to laugh I think laughter is the best medicine and I have a great sense of humor. I love to joke around

Caxxxxxx

Scottsdale, AZ, USA

Any jokes! I love to laugh I think laughter is the best medicine and I have a great sense of humor. I love to joke around

auxxxxxx

Billings, MT, USA

Living life one sugar rush at a time. Sweet dreams are made of this.

lixxxxxx

Ely, CRF, GBR

Why did the sugar baby take a ladder to the date? To bring the date to the next level!

swxxxxxx

Tacoma, WA, USA

What did the Suga say to the Tea? You'd be a little Bitter without me. hehe

Maxxxxxx

Seattle, WA, USA

You know how i like my coffee? you bring the sugar i bring the cream.

baxxxxxx

Oklahoma City, OK, USA

what do you call a seagull flying over the bay? ..... a BAGEL

Goxxxxxx

McMinnville, TN, USA

teacher asks the kids in her 3rd grade class: "What do you want to be when you grow up?" Little Johnny says: "I wanna start out as a Fighter Pilot, then be a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, find me the finest Sugar Baby, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel throughout Europe, an Infinite Visa Card, and all the while bang her like a loose screen door in a hurricane." The teache...

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caxxxxxx

Jacksonville, FL, USA

Why did the Rooster go to Popeyes? To See A Chicken Strip!

goxxxxxx

Chicago, IL, USA

Why did the sugar cube always win the race? Because it took the sweet path to victory!

Paxxxxxx

McHenry, IL, USA

𝓦𝓱𝔂 𝓭𝓲𝓭 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓼𝓾𝓰𝓪𝓻 𝓫𝓪𝓫𝔂 𝓫𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓪 𝓵𝓪𝓭𝓭𝓮𝓻 𝓽𝓸 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓼𝓾𝓰𝓪𝓻 𝓭𝓪𝓭𝓭𝔂 𝓶𝓮𝓮𝓽𝓲𝓷𝓰? 𝒯𝑜 𝓇𝑒𝒶𝒸𝒽 𝓃𝑒𝓌 𝒽𝑒𝒾𝑔𝒽𝓉𝓈 𝑜𝒻 𝓈𝓌𝑒𝑒𝓉𝓃𝑒𝓈𝓈 𝓉𝑜𝑔𝑒𝓉𝒽𝑒𝓇!

Orxxxxxx

Gill, MA, USA

WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A MOUSE AND A GIRAFFE? MESSAGE ME TO FIND OUT