FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

PExxxxxx

Sydney, NSW, AUS

What did the cell say to his sister when she stepped on his foot? "Ouch! Mitosis!"

hoxxxxxx

Phoenix, AZ, USA

I tend to rizz em, with my tism. If you think I'm acting, I am. I'm acting like I have a clue what I'm doing but I'm socially oblivious but business wise ain't missin a beat. You can trust me with literally anything, other than to not ask you a million clarifying questions. I will ask as many questions as I need to hear you loud and clear, or you're gonna miss out on getting 100% quality. Trust me, I wish to stop asking them as much as you may want to stop answering t...

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Caxxxxxx

Vero Beach, FL, USA

A newly-rich man, having just sold his company, decides he wants a gorgeous woman to share his newfound wealth. Eager to impress, he heads to the gym the next day to get in shape. Approaching a young female trainer, he asks, "Which machine here will make me most attractive to someone like you?" She smirks and replies, "The ATM outside."

saxxxxxx

Whitby, ON, CAN

What do you do when the doctor tells you that your sugar is higher than normal? You shift the jar of sugar in your kitchen to a lower shelf.

Loxxxxxx

Dallas, TX, USA

Why did the guy put sugar under his pillow? To have sweet dreams!

asxxxxxx

Sumter, SC, USA

What do you call a sugar baby that loves math? - A sweet accountant!

Lixxxxxx

Caboolture South, QLD, AUS

I'm not sure of any just yet... sorry... but if you know any, they might just get me to smile or laugh

daxxxxxx

Detroit, MI, USA

"Show me the money, honey!!" "You know you wanna spoil me!!"

Duxxxxxx

San Diego, CA, USA

Don't really have a sugar joke lol.................

anxxxxxx

Tulsa, OK, USA

How does a sugar daddy fix a broken heart? With a platinum card and a trip to Paris!

prxxxxxx

San Tan Valley, AZ, USA

What do you call a broke sugar daddy? Splenda! That's all lol

smxxxxxx

Austin, TX, USA

I googled what I'd need to make w/ Flour, Butter, Eggs, & Sugar. The 1st Link I clicked on, asked me if I accepted Cookies. ;P

lixxxxxx

Adelaide, SA, AUS

i am a diabetic so you know i am as sweet as they come

Mixxxxxx

Lakewood, WA, USA

Q: What happens when a Sugar Daddy gets hard? A: He turns into a Caramel Daddy Q: What will happen if a Spanish Satan has too much sugar? A: He will have diabloetes.

prxxxxxx

Washington, VA, USA

why did the sugarbaby bring a ladder to the bar? because she heard the drinks were on the house !

unxxxxxx

Colorado Springs, CO, USA

I brought cake and candy to my son's birthday celebration. And that, officer, is why I told the hostess at Chuck E. Cheese's that I was the sugar daddy looking for my party boy.

Skxxxxxx

Las Vegas, NV, USA

What did the horse say after it tripped? Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!

nexxxxxx

Domburg, ZE, NLD

"What do you call a sugar daddy who’s a great listener? Sweet and attentive!"

laxxxxxx

Los Angeles, CA, USA

what did the seagel become when it flew over the bay? a BAYGEL!!!

pxxxxxxx

Sydney, NSW, AUS

What do you call a sugar daddy that has a platonic arrangement? A PayPal