FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

trxxxxxx

Dublin, Leinster, IRL

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? (She kept running away from the ball lol) I have loads of these :)

poxxxxxx

Hayward, CA, USA

1. Why did the sugar daddy break up with the sugar baby? A: Because things got a bit too syrupy! 2. What did the sugar daddy say when the sugar baby asked for more money? A: "You're sweetening the deal a bit too much!" 3. Why did the sugar daddy's wallet cry? A: It couldn't handle the sugar rush! 4. What's a sugar daddy's nightmare? A: A sugar crash! 5. Why did the sugar baby start a bakery? A: To keep the sugar daddy dough rolling! 6. Wh...

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iaxxxxxx

Nashville, TN, USA

What is a balanced diet? A cookie in each hand! ;)

Zixxxxxx

Abertillery, BGW, GBR

A teacher asks the kids in her 3rd grade class: "What do you want to be when you grow up?" Little Johnny says: "I wanna start out as a Fighter Pilot, then be a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, find me the finest Sugar Baby, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel throughout Europe, an Infinite Visa Card, and all the while bang her like a loose screen door in a hurricane." The teacher...

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Amxxxxxx

Fremont, CA, USA

Here's a joke: What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta! Hope that made you laugh!

Moxxxxxx

Racine, WI, USA

What's sweeter then sugar? You, because you're so sweet!

loxxxxxx

Appalachia, VA, USA

How do you call it, when a sugar daddy falls in love with a girl? Candy crush

Anxxxxxx

Ciudad Juárez, CHH, MEX

A teacher asks the kids in her 3rd grade class: "What do you want to be when you grow up?" Little Johnny says: "I wanna start out as a Fighter Pilot, then be a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, find me the finest Sugar Baby, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris, a jet to travel throughout Europe, an Infinite Visa Card, and all the while bang her like a loose screen door in a hurricane." The teac...

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Anxxxxxx

Ciudad Juárez, CHH, MEX

A man who pretends to be rich in order to attract pretty, young women is not a "Sugar Daddy". He's an artificial sweetner.

Texxxxxx

Conshohocken, PA, USA

True Love Check List: 1) Committed 2) Affectionate 3) Loyal What a min...I already have a dog RETAKE: 1) Sugar Daddy!

Nexxxxxx

Minneapolis, MN, USA

What do you call a pig who does karate ? A pork chop!

dexxxxxx

Weslaco, TX, USA

Anything to be honest, I'm a cheeky person I can laugh at almost everything depending on the situation.

Chxxxxxx

Hampton, VA, USA

How do trees go to the internet! They log in My fav joke

Arxxxxxx

Pompano Beach, FL, USA

Are you parents bakers? Because they sure made a cutie pie

frxxxxxx

Miami, FL, USA

Hard work is cute but sugar daddy is cuter. Her: I finally found my sugar daddy Him: I finally found my organ donor

laxxxxxx

Mount Vernon, NY, USA

What did the crab say when he came from the club? He pulled a mussel

prxxxxxx

Hamburg, HH, DEU

Why did the sugar cube go to the doctor? It was feeling a little granulated! Do you have a favorite type of sweet treat?

luxxxxxx

Caroline Springs, VIC, AUS

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!

Hoxxxxxx

Columbia, SC, USA

Why did the sugar daddy bring a ladder to dinner? Because he wanted to take his sugar baby to new heights!

Vixxxxxx

Overland, MO, USA

I don't like to go out in the rain because sugar melts.