FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

poxxxxxx

Kalamazoo, MI, USA

What did the pirate sugar baby say to her sugar daddy? X marks the spot ;)

Aaxxxxxx

Toronto, ON, CAN

**SPLENDA DADDY** - Noun : A man who would like to be a sugar daddy.... But doesn't quite have the means to pull it off.

fixxxxxx

Providence, RI, USA

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It was feeling crumby

swxxxxxx

Vaughan, ON, CAN

I once had a sugar daddy It was nothing wierd. My father had type II diabetes.

Blxxxxxx

Toronto, ON, CAN

When do ghosts drink coffee? In the moaning!

Baxxxxxx

Northampton, NTH, GBR

A man who pretends to be rich in order to attract pretty, young women is not a "Sugar Daddy". He's an artificial sweetner.

alxxxxxx

Spalding, LIN, GBR

Nice legs, when do they open! I don't know, I like to think I'm funny

Spxxxxxx

Merced, CA, USA

Hard work is cute and all but sugar daddy Is cuter :)

Vixxxxxx

Aachen, NW, DEU

A Moth walks into a Dermatologist's office: "Dr, I don't feel so good. My boss is evil, wife hates me, kids avoid me..." "I'm a Dermatologist, NOT a psychologist. Why did you come in?" "Your light is ON"

Vixxxxxx

Aachen, NW, DEU

A Moth walks into a Dermatologist's office: "Dr, I don't feel so good. My boss is evil, wife hates me, kids avoid me..." "I'm a Dermatologist, NOT a psychologist. Why did you come here?" "Your light is ON"

gaxxxxxx

Manchester, KY, USA

A man who pretends to be rich in order to attract pretty, young women is not a "Sugar Daddy". He's an artificial sweetener.

baxxxxxx

Flomaton, AL, USA

What do you call a cow that has a twitch?!?! BEEF JERKY

Skxxxxxx

Philadelphia, PA, USA

What do you call a bear with no teeth? what get wetter the more that it dries?

dexxxxxx

San Jose, CA, USA

I prefer honey over sugar. It sticks around longer.

wexxxxxx

Memphis, TN, USA

Why did the sugar daddy get a ticket? Because he was caught exceeding the "sweet limit" in a no-dating zone!

Loxxxxxx

San Jacinto, CA, USA

Horse walked into a bar, bartender says " Why the long face?"

Lixxxxxx

North Bergen, NJ, USA

what would you like me to buy you right now? A game or a book (I know thats not a joke lol)

thxxxxxx

Clarksburg, WV, USA

I don't know any sugar jokes (maybe because I'm not a seasoned sugar baby? This is my first experience seeking) but I do have a REALLY funny joke! OKAY so, 3 ducks walk into a courtroom. The judge looks at the first duck and says "state your name and your case" the duck replies "well your honor my name is Duck and I'm here for blowing bubbles in the pond" The judge looks at him for s moment then says "alright $50 fine get out of my courtroom." he looks to the n...

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chxxxxxx

VAN, BEL

Make every day with a smile makes life so much easyer and with respect and we have a great match and I life with no drama

maxxxxxx

Newbury, WBK, GBR

Why did the sugar daddy bring a ladder to the date? To help his sugar baby reach new heights!