FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

chxxxxxx

Surrey, BC, CAN

If diamonds are a girls best friend, what is her sugardaddy? The guy that introduced them.

luxxxxxx

Oklahoma City, OK, USA

What do you call a sleeping bull ? A bulldozer Why wouldn't the shrimp share his treasure? He's a little shellfish.

Jaxxxxxx

Fayetteville, NC, USA

What did the blanket say when it fell of the bed? Oh Sheet

Quxxxxxx

Mesa, AZ, USA

What do you call a sugar daddy who bakes? A sweet treat! lol!

cuxxxxxx

Walnut Creek, CA, USA

Why did the sugar go to school? To improve its sweet-teaching skills!

exxxxxxx

Union City, TN, USA

I'm looking for that sugar that not sugar free !!!! I'm looking for someone that can give me all that special sugar on all of my spots and every way

Snxxxxxx

CO, IRL

I'm useless thinking of things on the spot lol I need time to think of a decent joke.

Arxxxxxx

Atlanta, GA, USA

Why did the sugar daddy bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!

chxxxxxx

Omaha, NE, USA

Are you Google? Because I've been searching for you:)

maxxxxxx

Buffalo, NY, USA

what does a pizza delivery driver and a gynecologist have in common?....... they get to smell it all day but don't get to taste it !!!

yaxxxxxx

MAD, PHL

Why did the sugar go to therapy? Because it had too many sweet issues!

mixxxxxx

North Versailles, PA, USA

Have you been to the doctor lately? Because I think you're lacking Vitamin Me ;)

Luxxxxxx

San Diego, CA, USA

Sweet Inside & Out!!! Come Find Out!!! You'll Come back for More!!!!

tuxxxxxx

Scottsdale, AZ, USA

I don't have jokes lol I'm not a funny person but love jokes

Prxxxxxx

Houston, TX, USA

What do Dentist call there X-rays? Tooth-Pics ha ha ha

amxxxxxx

Fresno, CA, USA

Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball!

Frxxxxxx

Somersworth, NH, USA

Why did the sugar daddy break up with the sugar baby? Because she was too sweet for him to handle!

maxxxxxx

Austin, TX, USA

I love silly jokes and dad puns! Anything that can make me smile :)

inxxxxxx

Hérault, FRA

I don't know any of theses types of jokes but. xoxo Ines Love you

Maxxxxxx

Ogden, UT, USA

I’m sorry, were you talking to me? [No] Well, then, please start.