FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

baxxxxxx

South Bend, NE, USA

I enjoy hiking in the mountains when I take, but I also enjoy just lounging by the beach! I love going on walks and hanging out with family! I'm an outdoorsy woman so whenever I have free time the outside is usually where you'll find me

saxxxxxx

Naperville, IL, USA

Top or bottom bbg. .

faxxxxxx

Nashville, TN, USA

I'm 4'11 so I guess if you pick me your getting the short end of the pixie stick ;)

gexxxxxx

Houston, TX, USA

To be generous with your knowledge is to also be generous with your wallet ;)

brxxxxxx

Philadelphia, PA, USA

how sugary can u get lolll! do u have money for me??

ABxxxxxx

Alton, IL, USA

Why did the sugar daddy bring a ladder to the date? Because he heard she was a gold digger and wanted to help her reach new heights!

jaxxxxxx

Tucson, AZ, USA

Why are snails slow? Because they’re carrying a house on their back.

naxxxxxx

Kansas City, MO, USA

Nobody neverbody told me a jokes so I don't even know one maybe you can tell me one!

prxxxxxx

Bronx, NY, USA

Where does the fruits go on vacation? Pearis...

stxxxxxx

Manhattan, NY, USA

Knock knock Who's there? Achooo Achoo who? Bless you.

saxxxxxx

Washington, DC, USA

How many sugar babies does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, silly! It only takes one person to call maintenance!

Soxxxxxx

Manchester, MAN, GBR

Why did the sugar daddy go to school?-To sweeten up his vocabulary. How do you know if a sugar daddy is an artist?- He's always drawing out cash. What did the sugar daddy say to the gold digger?- Don't worry, my wallet is ready to dig deep. Why did the sugar daddy buy a sports car?- because he wanted to speed up his sweet deliveries. What's a sugar daddy's favourite candy? - Anything rich and sweet! What's a sugar daddy's favourite type of music? - Ri...

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nexxxxxx

El Paso, TX, USA

wanna hear a joke about pizza? ....nevermind, its way too cheesy

suxxxxxx

Porto, Porto, PRT

Um homem e uma mulher começaram a fazer sexo no meio de uma floresta escura. Depois de cerca de 15 minutos, o homem finalmente se levanta e diz: “Droga, eu gostaria de ter uma lanterna!” A mulher responde: “Eu também, você estava comendo grama nos últimos dez minutos!”

KExxxxxx

Augusta, GA, USA

I put the sweet in sweet tea..............................

sexxxxxx

Barcelona, ESP

I’m on that new diet where you eat sugar with everything. It’s not effective, but it’s delicious.

Maxxxxxx

Milton, GA, USA

What do u blow to make all ur wishes come true? A sugar daddy

juxxxxxx

Manila, Metro Manila, PHL

What do you call a sweet man? A sugar daddy haha

Loxxxxxx

Newark, CA, USA

A man who pretends to be rich in order to attract pretty, young women is not a "Sugar Daddy". He's an artificial sweetener. ;D

nyxxxxxx

Mesa, AZ, USA

I am never intentionally funny. I just say silly things and people find it funny but i'm always being serious