FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

Amxxxxxx

Alleyton, TX, USA

What did the sugar daddy say to his therapist after complaining about his sugar baby's spending habits? Doctor, I think I'm suffering from a chronic case of the 'spenditures'.

OTxxxxxx

Mount Joy, PA, USA

"What's green and has wheels? Grass - I lied about the wheels."

Maxxxxxx

Gas City, IN, USA

Why did the golfer bring 2 pairs of pants?? In case he got a hole in one!

kaxxxxxx

Augusta, GA, USA

What did the sugar say to the coffee? I like the way you stir me up

nexxxxxx

Bronx, NY, USA

What did the egg say when he got to the party? OMELETTE

ykxxxxxx

Phoenix, AZ, USA

How do you throw a fantastic space party?? You planet!

snxxxxxx

Atlanta, GA, USA

Q: What do You call a sweet tooth who can't add ..? A: A sugar dummy

Luxxxxxx

Riverdale, MD, USA

What is a sugar daddy without sugar called? Platonic Sugar Relationships

Taxxxxxx

Pittsburgh, PA, USA

Why did the sugar daddy bring a ladder to the date ? Because he heard his sugar baby liked high maintenance

baxxxxxx

Cleveland, OH, USA

Why did the sugar baby bring a map on her date? To show her sugar daddy all the sweet spots!

lixxxxxx

Los Angeles, CA, USA

What to sweet and always makes me smile??? My sugar daddy LMAOOOOO

auxxxxxx

Stamford, CT, USA

How can you hate a job that pays your bills but love a man that doesnt?

roxxxxxx

Las Vegas, NV, USA

The cowboy said to the horse, "You know, I wish I could run like you." The horse replied, "Of course you can, as long as you're willing to get down on all fours."

chxxxxxx

Orlando, FL, USA

me + you - our clothes divide those legs and multiply us

daxxxxxx

Kansas City, MO, USA

How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant? Answer-he forgot to wrap his wropper

Blxxxxxx

Sarnia, ON, CAN

Why do porcupines always win at sports?? They have the most points.

Chxxxxxx

Baton Rouge, LA, USA

Today while I was having sex with my husband I felt guilty because.... it felt like I was cheating on my sugar daddy.

maxxxxxx

Houston, TX, USA

If you want me, you know what to do ;) I hope hehe

suxxxxxx

Hershey, PA, USA

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Heheheh

Doxxxxxx

Cibolo, TX, USA

What's the difference between a dirty bus station and a lobster with big boobs? One's a crusty bus station The other's a busty crustacean