FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

alxxxxxx

Concord, NC, USA

What do you call it when a sugar baby confesses their feelings? A Sweetheart with a Candy Crush.

Moxxxxxx

Rochester, MI, USA

Q: How many narcissists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Just one, and he doesn't even have to do anything to screw in the bulb. He just stands there while the world revolves around him.

Roxxxxxx

Thousand Oaks, CA, USA

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground meat Yeh corny lol

gixxxxxx

Bloomfield Hills, MI, USA

They say love is priceless - apparently rent is not.

yuxxxxxx

New Delhi, DL, IND

“Are we calling it a sugar arrangement, or just a very sweet friendship with benefits?”

wexxxxxx

Westborough, MA, USA

Life is already sweet, but a little extra sugar never hurts.

alxxxxxx

Rockford, IL, USA

What’s a sugar baby’s favorite type of exercise? Card-io.

Blxxxxxx

Houston, TX, USA

What's the difference between A well-dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed Man on a unicycle.? Attire.. XD

kaxxxxxx

Las Vegas, NV, USA

I believe in going Dutch —he pays, and I say “dank je!”

Kaxxxxxx

Saint Augustine, FL, USA

What do you call a sugar daddy who runs out of money? A Splenda daddy

Daxxxxxx

Demmin, MV, DEU

Did you know that ants are quite religious? They're in sects.

brxxxxxx

Bronx, NY, USA

a hotdog walked into a bar and asked for a drink, the bartender said “i’m sorry but we don’t serve food here”

PKxxxxxx

Jewett City, CT, USA

Do you happen to have a map? Because I keep getting completely lost in your smile.

kexxxxxx

Eshowe, NL, ZAF

Why did the sugar go to therapy? Because it couldn’t handle all the sweet pressure and kept getting dissolved in drama!

alxxxxxx

Medellín, ANT, COL

Este día fue muy gracioso porque perra mi se perdio por 1 hora y luego nos dimos cuenta que siempre estuvo en el restaurante del frente pidiendo comida

ANxxxxxx

Shellsburg, IA, USA

What kind of bee can you get milk from? -A boobee.

glxxxxxx

Marion, IL, USA

Sugar daddy: “I can buy you anything your heart desires.” Sugar baby: “Really?” Sugar daddy: “Absolutely.” Sugar baby: “Great! Start with gas prices.” Sugar daddy: “…I said anything, not everything.”

Puxxxxxx

Brisbane, QLD, AUS

Why did the sugar daddy bring a ladder to the first date? A: Because he heard my standards were absolutely sky-high.

Maxxxxxx

Washington, DC, USA

​Why did the sugar get sent to the principal’s office? Because it was always acting sweet, but it just couldn't stop stirring things up! ​Hopefully, that brought a little smile to your afternoon. Wishing you a wonderful, bright day ahead!

lixxxxxx

Lancaster, CA, USA

you know when you put a stick in the water and it looks like its broken but it really isnt? that's why i dont take baths.