FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

ANxxxxxx

Washington, DC, USA

Let me tie your shoes, 'cause I don't want you falling for anyone else.

Elxxxxxx

Antipolo, Central Luzon, PHL

Too tired looking for a sugarbaby? Me too, my friend.

twxxxxxx

Wichita, KS, USA

Why did the sugar daddy bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!

ddxxxxxx

Austin, TX, USA

What's worse than ants in your pants????????? (Needed to fill the character minimum)

daxxxxxx

Austin, TX, USA

Who's tab? .............. Put it on my DADs TAB! ;)

glxxxxxx

North Port, FL, USA

I really don't know any jokes! I'm nice and eat going

lixxxxxx

Melbourne, VIC, AUS

Dark humour and im a flirt don't let me get bored I love hearing a story but I am adhd so sorry if I interrupted x I just like calling u daddy

Crxxxxxx

Langley, BC, CAN

Why do t sugar babies get cavities? Because they are only in sweet relationships

baxxxxxx

Christchurch, CAN, NZL

"The sugar daddy says to his sugar baby, would you still love me if I lost all my money, of course the sugar baby replies, of course I would still love you, I'd miss you, but I would still love you."

Moxxxxxx

Tukwila, WA, USA

When you sneeze and the person next to you say "bless you" then you respond "Thank you (wink) I needed that blessing, yup keep them coming!!"

coxxxxxx

Atlanta, GA, USA

What did the sugar say to the honey? You're sweet, but I'm refined.

sexxxxxx

Bloomfield Hills, MI, USA

I love joking about giving me money I find it funny because, that's what I'm here for.

Krxxxxxx

Longview, TX, USA

Do Sugar free Sugar Daddy's Exist?! Asking for a friend!

Baxxxxxx

Lexington-Fayette, KY, USA

Why do fish have trouble dating? Because love is in the air.

Nixxxxxx

Omaha, NE, USA

The only joke that I have is that I don't think you can handle me

goxxxxxx

Las Vegas, NV, USA

Why did the sugar baby bring a ladder to the date?

Mixxxxxx

Newark, NJ, USA

What do you call a dad that loves sugar - a sugar daddy

skxxxxxx

Gatlinburg, TN, USA

Roses are red violets are blue I think we could look good together walking out of the mall with a new pair of shoes

Anxxxxxx

Kansas City, MO, USA

Why did the sugar baby bring a ladder on their date? Because they heard their sugar daddy wanted someone of 'high' maintenance!

Lexxxxxx

Edmond, OK, USA

Why did the sugar daddy carry a map? Because he always wanted to find the sweet spot!