FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

vixxxxxx

Tampa, FL, USA

whats the difference between a kidneybean and a chick pea? I never had a kidney bean on my face

anxxxxxx

New York, NY, USA

Why did the sugar baby go to school? To get a little "extra" credit! ;)

Buxxxxxx

Fort Wayne, IN, USA

Never heard any jokes like that shockingly but I'd luv hear some

Rixxxxxx

Dagupan, Ilocos, PHL

Kung walang pangtuition, daddy ang solusyon HAHAHA

anxxxxxx

California City, CA, USA

I spoil the guy who spoils me with care too, and more

42xxxxxx

Puyallup, WA, USA

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing. Just waved.

Shxxxxxx

Hagerstown, MD, USA

My sense of humor is Gen Z, I apologize ahead of time.

Kcxxxxxx

Kansas City, MO, USA

What happens when you see the brick of chocolate in the heat?

Faxxxxxx

Philadelphia, PA, USA

"Daddy am I your baby" What are those things you blow to make a wish...suggar daddies

Vexxxxxx

Toronto, ON, CAN

If people want to leave my life I won't be sad will only be wondering why they didn't run when leaving me

caxxxxxx

Baltimore, MD, USA

Why did the sugar baby bring a receipt to the date? To show they were already a great investment!

Coxxxxxx

Baltimore, MD, USA

How do you call it, when a sugar daddy falls in love with a girl? Candy crush

jexxxxxx

Orlando, FL, USA

I always wanted to be a sugar daddy.... ...turns out I only have the money for being some sort of artificial sweetener daddy.

Amxxxxxx

Franklin, LA, USA

How did the sugar fix the broken heart? With sweet love and a little syrupy affection What did the sugar say to the coffee? I like the way you stir me up How did the sugar fix the broken clock? With a little bit of sweet time

jaxxxxxx

Houston, TX, USA

There will be No sugar without the honey..........

raxxxxxx

Cincinnati, OH, USA

Every girl needs four things! A crockpot, a good pair of shoes , a BIGGER closet ........ and their very own sugar daddy

0ixxxxxx

Vienna, Vienna, AUT

Da fällt mir gerade nichts ein und es ist soo traurig, dass ich hier keine emojis machen kann :'((((

GIxxxxxx

Richland, WA, USA

Why did the sugar daddy go to the dentist? To get his sweet tooth filled

Shxxxxxx

Baltimore, MD, USA

We teach girls that on their birthday they can blow a candle and make a wish. When they get older, they realize it doesn't work. Most think the problem is thinking that you cant simply wish and make things come true. A sugar baby realizes that the problem is the candle.

Mrxxxxxx

Los Angeles, CA, USA

Look. I'll tell you some funny quotes from other girls "THATS NOT YOUR PHOTOoOOooSS, sCAMMER!!" "Can you send more recent photos?" "Do u have recent pics?" bruh i'm: -photo verified -my recent pics just look like me from before