FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

maxxxxxx

Edinburgh, EDH, GBR

If you think sex is a pain in the ass, Your doing it the wrong way...

laxxxxxx

Augsburg, BY, DEU

Are you made of sugar? Because with me every moment will just be sweet as sugar :)

baxxxxxx

Van Nuys, CA, USA

I'm the icing , your the bread ! Water me watch I bloom !

BIxxxxxx

Guiseley, LDS, GBR

An American, an Englishman and a Scotsman are eating breakfast with their wives The American says to his wife: "Please pass me the honey, honey" Then the Englishman requests: "Please pass me the sugar, sugar," to his wife. The Scotsman thinks for a second, then bickers "Pass me the milk, ya cow!"

chxxxxxx

'Ewa Beach, HI, USA

Please I am new here and looking for a serious relationship. Chat on on Google chat charityd635 @ g m a l e

suxxxxxx

Los Angeles, CA, USA

why did the computer go to the doctor? because it had a virus... why don't scientists trust atoms? because they make everything up... why did the biocycle fall over? because it was too tired... why was the math book sad? because it has too many problems...

Exxxxxxx

Agoura Hills, CA, USA

No jokes I just want to get to the bag and get my money that's all.

spxxxxxx

King George, VA, USA

I will not be paying for a subscription so if you'd like to chat more, you'll have to make the first move ;)

loxxxxxx

Phoenixville, PA, USA

You want to be my sugar daddy? Well I guess I'm just gonna have to deal with diabetes

Edxxxxxx

Brooklyn, NY, USA

As Ben Horowitz says... Billionaires prefer black women. They are loyal and guard your interests. Black wives are for grown ups.

Quxxxxxx

Las Vegas, NV, USA

Billionaires prefer black women. They are loyal and guard your interests. Black wives are for grown ups.

Nixxxxxx

Milan, Lombardy, ITA

I crack jokes all the time. I crack jokes all the time.

GAxxxxxx

Aix-en-Provence, PAC, FRA

What does the receptionist at a sperm bank say as clients leave? "Thanks for coming!"

sexxxxxx

London, ENG, GBR

Never eat yellow snow Hopefully you will get this

Bexxxxxx

Canaan, CT, USA

What’s the difference between sugar and snow? Sometimes you have to let sugar melt in your mouth to enjoy it.”

maxxxxxx

Abbeville, AL, USA

Make me smile by your money, and I'll make you smile by my accompany.

laxxxxxx

Houston, TX, USA

Text me if your serious about a sugar baby 9187163309

maxxxxxx

Fairfield, IL, USA

buy my drop box :) ...............................

MIxxxxxx

Boise, ID, USA

What did the fish say when it ran into the wall? DAM

Bexxxxxx

Kansas City, KS, USA

Where do pirates buy hooks? The second hand store.