FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

Adxxxxxx

Wodzisław Śląski, SL, POL

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swxxxxxx

Dover, KEN, GBR

If I could rearrange the alphabet I put u and I together

lixxxxxx

Las Vegas, NV, USA

Swiped right on a guy whose bio said 'financially secure but emotionally unavailable.' Girlfriend life or sugar baby life, the struggle is real!

Unxxxxxx

Hong Kong, HCW, HKG

Don't get too attached to me, otherwise you'll have diabetes;)

Kixxxxxx

Madison, AL, USA

Why did the sugar baby bring a ladder on her date with the sugar daddy? Because she heard he had a high net worth!

Mixxxxxx

Dunedin, OTA, NZL

When is a Sugar Daddy not a Sugar Daddy? When he's an artificial sweetener :-)

auxxxxxx

Mishawaka, IN, USA

I have the best knock Knock joke ... but you have to start it first.

juxxxxxx

Kennewick, WA, USA

What do you call a cow that just had a baby? - De (calf) feinated What happens to a cow that tries to jump over a barb wire fence? - utter destruction 2 snakes were slithering along and one snake says to the other, "Hey, are we poisonous?" The other snake replies, "I don't know, why?" "Cuz I just bit my lip." Why doesn't Tigger have any friends? - cuz he plays with Pooh! That concludes my list of short corny jokes, I hope it made you at least smirk...

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abxxxxxx

Miami, FL, USA

My favourite one is "What do sugar babies and bees have in common? They both love money!" Somewhat true lol ;)

jixxxxxx

Bloomington, IL, USA

Why couldn't the watermelon get married? Cuz it cantaloupe

trxxxxxx

Medford, NJ, USA

What do you call a deer with no eyes?! Noideer!!!

haxxxxxx

Hillingdon, LND, GBR

You are one inch into your mom, and your dad is one inch into you, which direction do you go?

dexxxxxx

Ottawa, ON, CAN

What do you call a sugar daddy that has a platonic arrangement? A PayPal

maxxxxxx

Las Vegas, NV, USA

What did one grape tell the other grape? It's GRAPE to meet you!! lol

lexxxxxx

Middlesbrough, MDB, GBR

Hahahaha... why are pirates, pirates? Cozzz theyyy arghhhhh haha I'm easily amused haha

laxxxxxx

Atlanta, GA, USA

Why did the sugar daddy break up with his sugar baby? Because she was too sweet to handle! LOL

tyxxxxxx

Miami, FL, USA

Why did the sugar baby bring a ladder on her date?

Elxxxxxx

Dallas, TX, USA

What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it waved.

Arxxxxxx

Louisville, KY, USA

What do you call a lesbian with long fingers? Well hung What are three words a man never wants to hear? Is it in

Jexxxxxx

Laoag, Ilocos, PHL

What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta. And what do you call fake sugar? Sweet deceit!