FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

brxxxxxx

Portland, ME, USA

Q: What happens when a sugar daddy gets hard? A: He turns into caramel candy.

Adxxxxxx

Wodzisław Śląski, SL, POL

2024-03-08: [UNVAXXED] [SPERM] [IS] [THE] [NEW] [Bitcoin!?] LOL SINCE My REVEAL, The CURRENT DEMAND For *My SERVICES* Has Been EXPLODING & SUCCEEDING WAY Beyond My WILDEST DREAMS! LOL I Grew Up Surrounded By Women & Girls Chasing Me: Cute, Funny, Lifeguard, Great Dancer, Smooth Talker, Or ALL Of The Above?, So I'm Used Get Laid For Just A Smile, A Chat, Maybe A Dance! Recently, EVEN to Get IT (VIRTUALLY) @Home? LOL BUT NOW? WOW, My LIFE WAS NEVER THIS GOOD! THANK...

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Shxxxxxx

Asansol, WB, IND

People said devil wear prada! But I can wear the chain on my neck if u given it to me

Maxxxxxx

Cardiff, CRF, GBR

A teacher asks the kids in her 8th grade class: "What do you want to be when you grow up?" Little Q says: "I wanna start out as an Investment Banker, then be a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, find me the finest Sugar Baby, give her a Ferrari worth over a million pounds, an apartment in Bristol, a mansion in Zurich, a jet to travel throughout Europe, an Infinite Visa Card, and all the while bang her like a loose screen door in a hurricane." The teach...

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luxxxxxx

Turlock, CA, USA

What did the woman say to her sugar daddy after a big fight? Leave me a loan.

mexxxxxx

Memphis, TN, USA

Why is a man like a rubics cube? Because the more you play with it the harder it get.

Adxxxxxx

Wodzisław Śląski, SL, POL

2024-03-08: [UNVAXXED] [SPERM] [IS] [THE] [NEW] [Bitcoin!?] LOL SINCE My REVEAL, The CURRENT DEMAND For *My SERVICES* Has Been EXPLODING & SUCCEEDING WAY Beyond My WILDEST DREAMS! LOL I Grew Up Surrounded By Women & Girls Chasing Me: Cute, Funny, Lifeguard, Great Dancer, Smooth Talker, Or ALL Of The Above?, So I'm Used Get Laid For Just A Smile, A Chat, Maybe A Dance! Recently, EVEN to Get IT (VIRTUALLY) @Home? LOL BUT NOW? WOW, My LIFE WAS NEVER THIS GOOD! THANK...

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taxxxxxx

Houston, TX, USA

What happens to an illegally parked frog? ~It gets Toad away

sexxxxxx

Ellington, CT, USA

I want a lot of fun sex and sugar, Spoiled with sugar, blessed with love. Embracing the sweetness of life.

Taxxxxxx

Abbyville, KS, USA

What did the woman say to her sugar daddy after a big fight? Leave me a loan

Apxxxxxx

Joliet, IL, USA

Did you know milk is the fastest liquid? It can move pasteurize before you even see it!

loxxxxxx

NSA, PHL

What did the sugar daddy say when his date asked about his hobbies? "Spoiling you, of course!"

kixxxxxx

Browns Plains, QLD, AUS

Would love some loose change but enjoy the sweet attention.

goxxxxxx

Aurora, MN, USA

If a diamonds are a girl's best friend what is her sugar daddy? The guy that introduced them!

Coxxxxxx

Los Angeles, CA, USA

What's sweet than a sugar daddy? Let's get your best answer

Lexxxxxx

Miami, FL, USA

The gender neutral term for sugar daddy is glucose guardian

Dexxxxxx

Marbella, AN, ESP

"This time next year Rodney, we'll be millionaire!" Hahaha...

swxxxxxx

Chesterfield, VA, USA

That booty gotta be photo shopped! I assure you it is not!!! Lol

Pexxxxxx

Dallas, TX, USA

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducked and misses.

Ccxxxxxx

Troy, AL, USA

A smile beats a frown each day. Remember each day above ground is a good day.