FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

Stxxxxxx

Richmond, VIC, AUS

I have a great sense of humour, but terrible at telling, as well as remembering jokes. I love to laugh a lot

Wixxxxxx

Medford, OR, USA

What happens when Sugar Baby gets wets? She melts.

smxxxxxx

Milford, CT, USA

guess what? chicken butt!! guess who? chicken poo!

swxxxxxx

Los Angeles, CA, USA

Sugar baby for the win yea that's me Hit me Pay the fee Hand it to me not the trash can

Vexxxxxx

Kollam, KL, IND

1. Roses are red Violets are yellow I cant think staight, when I AM WITH YOU!! 2. Did you hurt yourself? I thought you fell fromn the heaven.....

Tixxxxxx

Huntsville, AL, USA

What's the loudest noise in the world ? 2 skeletons fcking on a tin roof using a tin can as a condom lol

Laxxxxxx

Jacksonville Beach, FL, USA

I have 2 things that's worth every problem I give you.... can you guess what they are?

haxxxxxx

Gastonia, NC, USA

I'm not big on comedy so it's hard for me on this one

Jaxxxxxx

Chicago, IL, USA

Why Did The Sugar Baby Bring a Ladder To Their Date ? Because She Heard He Has High Expectations

caxxxxxx

Benton, AR, USA

the more dough you have to add more sugar for it to taste right !

Shxxxxxx

Boone, NC, USA

Why don't chicken wear underwear? Cause there peckers on there face

cyxxxxxx

Highland, IN, USA

Youll make your own pockets hurt if you want to know me.

Dixxxxxx

Houston, TX, USA

Why did the sugar daddy bring a ladder to the date? Because he heard his sugar baby wanted a higher allowance!

emxxxxxx

Apollo Beach, FL, USA

If you want to get me a motorcycle for the first date, that's fine with me ;) lol

yaxxxxxx

Lapeer, MI, USA

*knock knock* Who's there? *I open the door and someone fires one of those money guns at me that they use to make it rain on strippers*

faxxxxxx

Atlanta, GA, USA

Practice praying to find your peace Love and express yourself and the truth will make you free!

suxxxxxx

Minneapolis, MN, USA

Don't ask for my number unless you're trying to be my sugar daddy, I'll accept Splenda daddies too because times is rough I understand.

Lixxxxxx

Baltimore, MD, USA

How do you call it, when a sugar daddy falls in love with a girl? Candy Crush.

jjxxxxxx

Seminole, FL, USA

What do you call a fish with no eyes ?? Fsh lmao

lhxxxxxx

Al Qasimia, SH, ARE

My favorite number is 88 i 8(eat) you you 8 (eat) me