FRIENDLY SUGAR JOKES

amxxxxxx

Columbus, GA, USA

Why did the dog cross the road? To get to the other!

tyxxxxxx

Leeds, ENG, GBR

How do you make a wish? A sugar daddy (it's cringe but funny at the same time ah)

prxxxxxx

Philadelphia, PA, USA

Sugar can be sweet or sour, maybe both. But there's no sugar like a sugar daddy.

Asxxxxxx

Houston, TX, USA

Why did the sugar baby bring a ladder on her date? Because she heard her sugar daddy liked high maintenance!

Kexxxxxx

Lithonia, GA, USA

I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes. Turns out it was the refrigerator!

amxxxxxx

West Midlands, GBR

Is I wasn't the sugar you would've asked me to be in you're box

Jlxxxxxx

Dayton, OH, USA

What's black and white, black and white, black and white, and green lol

puxxxxxx

De Queen, AR, USA

The differnece between a toad &a horny toad? A toad says "ribbit ribbit" & a horny toad says "rub it rub it"!!!!!!!! A piece of rope goes into a bar, says to the bartender " Hey bartender I'll have a beer" the bartender replies " I'm sorry sir but we dont serve your kind here. I'm going tohave to ask you to leave" So the piece of rope goes outside, ties hisself into a knot & frays his hair up, and goes back into the bar & says to the bartender " Bartender I'll ha...

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puxxxxxx

De Queen, AR, USA

The differnece between a toad &a horny toad? A toad says "ribbit ribbit" & a horny toad says "rub it rub it"!!!!!!!!

ohxxxxxx

Brandywine, MD, USA

What kind of cookies that rich people eat ? Fortune cookies ?

irxxxxxx

Mumbai, MH, IND

I’m so sugared up I can hardly stay on topic! Be my sugar Girl

T_xxxxxx

Glendale, AZ, USA

What did the wallet say to the hand? My name's Bill and I'll fold that cash for ya!

kaxxxxxx

Atlanta, GA, USA

Do you want to know why my favorite color is green... because money is green

goxxxxxx

Easton, WA, USA

"Boomers make the best sugar daddies!" "I know. We love to screw future generations."

itxxxxxx

Owings Mills, MD, USA

A man being rich... is like a girl being pretty You might not marry a girl just because she is pretty ...... But my goodness Doesn't it help!

fexxxxxx

Tacoma, WA, USA

I enjoy going out and traveling to different places

Caxxxxxx

Leicester, ENG, GBR

Why did the sugar daddy bring a ladder to the date? Because he heard his sugar baby wanted a "higher" allowance

daxxxxxx

Broadbeach, QLD, AUS

An Irishman walked out of a pub....that's the joke!

loxxxxxx

Houston, TX, USA

What's life with out a little sweetness , wet tooth is the best tooth especially deserts

Kaxxxxxx

Bethlehem, PA, USA

Being a pet owner is like being a sugar daddy. You waste all your money on keeping them happy, and the only thing they do is look cute and give you attention sometimes.